I Made Some Transformers Memes (they Are Mostly MTMTE And Me Shitting On Optimus)

Hear me out, a rodimus who believes that hot rod is dead (he doesn't wanna believe that he is hot rod).

Whenever he talks about his past before becoming rodimus, instead of saying "I did" he says "so hot rod...". And nobody knows why he talks like he isn't hot rod.

They don't understand until Megatron gets so annoyed by that, that he starts demending rodimus to stop talking like he isn't hot rod.

And rodimus just looks him, dead in the optics, and says: "But I am not hot rod, I am rodimus. Hot rod is dead. Don't you remember Megatron? You were the one who killed him after all, weren't you?"

And after he says it there is just silence. Because nobody knows how to react or what to say.

Nobody knows how to react to finding out that too become a prime, their captain literally died (I like to believe that rodimus doesn't like to talk about how he became a prime). That he died at the servos of the mech who became his co-captaim years later.

Or that he believes that who he was before is still dead. and not even the matrix can bring him back.

Hi, I am looking through your entire rodimus tag. And I love your writing, so here's a little prompt for your enjoyment.

So, rodimus was apart of the wreckers, he's also a prime and was/is the wilder of the matrix.

He is also smaller then a lot of the crew and his frame type is for speed.

Now consider this: rodimus being insanely strong for his frame type (both from being in the wreckers and that prime strength). Strong enough to lift Megatron, ultra Magnus and tarn at the same time with almost no problem.

Also nobody on the crew (except Percy, cause carrier) knows of that and rodimus doesn't tell them or uses his strength on them cause he's afraid of hurting them.

The crew only finds out about his strength through some event that forced rodi to lift meg's or Magnus.

Okay but i’m just imagining him running away from danger and scooping up percy then brainstorm as cyclonus grabs whirl and tailgate running next to roddy who now has a shocked megatron, ratchet and drift in his arms as minimus runs in his fox form between their legs and then pass them towards the ship since turbo foxes are notoriously quick like cyber rabbers (rabbits).

When they get on the ship drift and ratchet, who are very much heavier than rodimus by quite a lot - especially ratchet who is nothing but heavy duty metal because most medics just are, gaping at Rodimus who is catching his breath from running so long.

Who proceeds to just stand and go to percy making sure his carrier is okay while Brainstorm is actively conducting a physical on him without touching because rodimus does not like to be touched by those he hasn’t given free permission to.

As cyclonus holds Tailgate close for his own mental sanity, he needs to know his husband is safe while actively holding the other husband whirl hostage so he doesn’t crowd rodimus with his insane and rude questions.

As megatron feels manhandled and attracted to the smaller mech while Minimus is perched on his shoulder thinking the same thing Cyclonus is.

‘The strength of a prime and being in the wreckers alongside his military training and former nyonian background,’ something Brainstorm still hasn’t thought about since he’s still trying to figure out where the muscle could be hidden.

As drift and ratchet bulk at rodimus who just…walks past them with percy not at all phased or tired. In fact he hasn’t broken a sweat.

…i like this prompt, thank you 😊

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

ok that’s it I’m gonna say it because I’m brave and I’m not gonna tag it much because I’m a coward.

I do not understand why Optimus Prime is portrayed as a twink so goddamned often. Most often in MegOP media, which I feel lends far better to like, toxic old man yaoi tropes in most media.

and like, do you want you want, be free! But… why is it so everywhere when the stereotype doesn’t fit well imo?

MAYBE this is because I watched G1 the most. MAYBE. But I’ve also seen Prime, and I don’t get it there. Prime OP has so much stress and is an overworked mf who is trying his damndest to keep like… 5 people alive while facing an entire goddamned army and also his nemesis who is doing evil space drugs. Is it really just the one plotline where his memories get yeeted, and the innocence he lost during the war comes back? His waist being thin? Is that what makes people twinkify him?

TF One OP also does not fit the role. Yes, he’s younger, and a bit sassy and snarky but there’s this like… idk, it’s like fanart that I see of him sands down all his rough edges. I believe the term is woobified?

So! for the sake of having a semi productive conversation, I genuinely want this question answered. Why do people tend to portray Optimus so heavily as ‘the woman in the gay relationship’, especially when it comes to shipping him Megatron?

I heard a sound on tik tok where a character said they are the same age forever, and that got my brain puting rodimus in there.

SO, rodimus who's stuck the same age he was as when he died, both physically and mentally.

The matrix revived him, but he just, stopped aging. He doesn't even realize it until someone points it out to him.

I imagine he doesn't tell the crew cause he doesn't want pity. But then one time he's very drunk and out of it and just starts talking and making everyone concerned.

@alebee Sadly I don't know how to write. BUT I will try and make something out. It won't be that good and probably very ooc, but I will try. (If anyone else wants to write that one shot you are welcome to do it)

I need either Brainstorm or Perceptor or literally ANYBOT on the Lost light to somehow make the cybertronian equivalent of those ADHD meds that make your emotions disappear (you know the type, every Neurodivergent person who takes meds had them), And somehow those meds/drags get into rodimus's energon.

I just want the ENTIRE SHIP in chaos cause rodimus is ACTUALLY WORKING! (What?).

Like, Megatron and ultra Magnus having an existential crisis.

Drift being concerned for his emica (you write it like that?) cause he doesn't wanna race.

Ratchet and all the medics on the ship trying to get rodi into the med bay to give him a check up.

All of the other bots being 100% SURE that rodimus is possessed or got replaced.

And at the same time that the entire crew is panicking, Rodimus is enjoying having his processor go about 950 MPH for the first time in his life. (He is able to do his work without getting distracted or bored after five minutes).

The crew notices rodimus's lack of emotions, rodimus himself does not.

Some more memes

I am NOT sorry for the dead jokes

For the post I made about rodimus and ADHD meds

FINALLY got a name for my tf cybervers au. It's now called- The yellow guardians au

From now on whenever I will post about it I will use that name. NOW onto more stuff about it:

- bee and cheetor know that the decepticons and autobots are on earth. Cheetor saw windblade when she was hiding from the seekers.

- bee was the reason that tell X started helping and listening to WB (windblade).

- bee is a triple changer, his alt forms are the car mode he uses in the show and an honey badger (there is a big chance that I will change it, but for now he's a badger).

- tell X doesn't tell WB about bee or cheetor cause bee asked him to keep secret about them.

That's everything for now. Hope you enjoyed my rambling.

I need someone to write a fic about rodimus just verbally abusing Optimus for like three chapters. And at the same time also menging to make him understand why putting the mech who chousd a civil war, the deaths of millions of cybertronians and the destruction of their planet as the CAPTAIN of a ship full of people who have been either directly or indirectly hurt by him is a stupid aft idea. Especially when the other (and first) captain of that ship literally got FRAGING KILLED BY THAT SAME WAR LORD (now war criminal on probesion).

Just, a fic of rodimus explaining to Optimus everything he did wrong in life.

I get to do a personality analysis for school (it's instead of a test) and I'm stuck between two characters. Can y'all please help me decide?