@alebee Sadly I Don't Know How To Write. BUT I Will Try And Make Something Out. It Won't Be That Good

I have too many headcanons about transformers characters and I don't have anyone to talk to about.

So, if this gets, like, a hundred likes, I am going to make a short list of my most prominent ones that are stuck in my brain twenty four seven.

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

ok that’s it I’m gonna say it because I’m brave and I’m not gonna tag it much because I’m a coward.

I do not understand why Optimus Prime is portrayed as a twink so goddamned often. Most often in MegOP media, which I feel lends far better to like, toxic old man yaoi tropes in most media.

and like, do you want you want, be free! But… why is it so everywhere when the stereotype doesn’t fit well imo?

MAYBE this is because I watched G1 the most. MAYBE. But I’ve also seen Prime, and I don’t get it there. Prime OP has so much stress and is an overworked mf who is trying his damndest to keep like… 5 people alive while facing an entire goddamned army and also his nemesis who is doing evil space drugs. Is it really just the one plotline where his memories get yeeted, and the innocence he lost during the war comes back? His waist being thin? Is that what makes people twinkify him?

TF One OP also does not fit the role. Yes, he’s younger, and a bit sassy and snarky but there’s this like… idk, it’s like fanart that I see of him sands down all his rough edges. I believe the term is woobified?

So! for the sake of having a semi productive conversation, I genuinely want this question answered. Why do people tend to portray Optimus so heavily as ‘the woman in the gay relationship’, especially when it comes to shipping him Megatron?

Leo coming out-

Leo to the seven+nico, reyna, will, Calypso and Thalia: everyone, I want to tell you something.

Jason: what is it Leo?

Leo: for the last couple of weeks I was thinking and trying to figure something out an-

Piper: what was it?

Leo: my sexuality, it was on my mind for the last couple weeks and I finally figured it down and I wanted to tell you.

Calypso & Hazel: what is a sexuality?

Annabeth: ho right, you don't know. A sexuality is what you are attracted to or when or how or who to people.

Calypso & Hazel: thanks for the explanation.

Percy: so Leo, what is your sexuality?

Leo: everyone, I am aromantic asexual.

Calypso & Hazel: what does it mean?

Leo: aromantic means you experience little to no romantic attraction, and asexual means you experience little to no sexual attraction. Its a spectrum, in my case I don't feel any romantic or sexual attraction to people.

Hazel: oh, thanks for the explanation.

Reyna: but what about all the times that you flirted with people?

Leo: oh that time I just confused other kinds of attraction as romantic one.

Reyna: oh, alright.

Jason: and don't worry Leo, we except you just the way you are.

Leo: thank you Jason.

I really like the idea of an undead rodimus au.

He got the matrix after getting his spark blown up and deing. so I like to think instead of giving him a new spark, the matrix just replaced his spark with itself. And so after it got separated from rodimus he was left with no spark, but he still lived.

He now lives without a spark and cannot die. If his head gets cut of, he can just put it back no problem, it also works with all his other parts.

He knows he can't die in a normal way, but he forgot to tell the others. So one time during a fight or during the mutiny, something happens and everyone finds out. I imagine it goes something like that:

Rodimus: *looses his head*

Everyone else in the battlefield: *stop fighting and looking*

Rodimus: *gets up of the floor and puts is head back in place* well that was annoying. And my head is gonna be wobbly for hours now.

Everyone: *horrified*

Rodimus: what? Did I do something wrong?

You all decided. I am going to do a personality analysis for mao Mao Mao.

I will not post it here. Mainly cause english is not my first language and I don't wanna write it twice in two different languages.

I get to do a personality analysis for school (it's instead of a test) and I'm stuck between two characters. Can y'all please help me decide?

I cannot hold it in any longer, so here are some of my favorite transformers headcanons:

1. transformers rescue bots blades is non-binary. Every time I watch the show and see blades I just think:" ah, that is a non-binary they/them robot if I've ever seen one"

2. Rescue bots chase as autism. I am not explaining this one.

3. all of the rescue bots have guilt about being asleep for most of the war and surviving while all the other rescue bots didn't.

4. MTMTE rodimus as AUDHD (autism and ADHD). he is also between non-binary to agender in my mind. (I am not explaining myself).

5. Seekers have no gender.

6. Bumblebee as autism.

7. Starscream as sociopath tendencies and is a psychopath.

Bumblebee: look alright, it was during bootcamp and I didn't know he was evil alright?!

Bulkhead: *crying because his best friend never told him about it*

Sari: *confused* what does fragged mean?

Prowl: *comforting bulkhead while trying to explain to sari in a child friendly way what fragged mean*

(crack TFA shit)

Optimus: Stand down Shockwave! You can't escape us!

Shockwave from the distance: I FRAGGED YOUR SCOUT AND TOOK HIS SEAL!!

*everyone stares at Bee confused*

Bumblebee: *Looks away with shame*

Ratchet grabbing him by the shoulders: LOOK ME IN THE OPTICS AND TELL ME HE IS LYING!

Bumblebee: *Starts sweating bullets*

Ratchet: LOOK AT ME!!

Does anyone in the transformers fandom have a fic where starscream is the one too get stuck in the ice instead of skyfire/ Jetfire?

Cause I really one too read one like it, it sounds like it could be really interesting and I really wonder how everything in transformers would transpire with starscream in the ice and sky/jetfire not

This is a question for the JoJo's bizarre adventure fandom.

Do you have any fanfics where Joseph continued his hamon training and because of that looked about twenty/ early twenties in parts three and four?

Cause I think it's a cool concept but I don't wanna spend days/weeks looking through the tags for something that possibly doesn't exist.

I also think it will be really cool if in the fic, Suzy Q also learned how to use hamon so they could still grow old together. (Even if very slowly).