arapaima-gigas
your local eldritch abomination
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microdosing macrodosing by taking a normal amount
A greeting for negligent penpals and procrastinating authors. Postcard from my collection, 1911.
Agates carved into orange slices by wutong_crystal_carvings.
Source: x
Just take “type” as whatever type of looks you’re most attracted to
The average Tumblr user reaching for the most obvious joke to make on a post that the op has most likely seen already
when the objectively bad person has traumatic and honestly reasonable reasons for why theyre like that but it doesnt excuse their actions and only serves to make them more tragic as a character
everything was better in the early 2000s esp. my extreme ignorance of the world and roller coaster tycoon 2
here's a quick compilation of that damn old man i've drawn over the last few months.
no i'm not sharing the full comics because im shy lol
Not to be a bootlicker but i find i am fond of that old man
Up googling how to make it last forever
bandit risk of rain?
Yea sure why not--
you think you're over a guy until he magically manages to find his way back into your life
once i clear my commission queue, i WILL be drawing invincible stuff. this is a threat
"I told Cecil not to come near me or my family, and he sends his child bodyguard instead!" do not look at me and my cringe. yes it's my oc yes thats mark invincible. looking away.
"i like your tattoos" theyd look better on your bedroom floor
drawing inspired by one of the tanks at the Shedd Aquarium… arapaima my beloved
day and night version because i’m indecisive!
sometimes I think red arapaima scales look like closed eyelids
There is a group of people I play multiplayer mtg with, but as a competent deckbuilder who is not dating any of them I am cast into this role I have dubbed "The vizier". Meaning, I am, by this definition, the clear villain, but must advise players and alert them to the schemes my keen eyes spot across tables to survive.
"You must listen to me closely. I hold not threat to you. I am mearly trying to survive... I may be gaining counters, but he is one card away from completing his combo. You must fear the squirrels my lord, do not be deceived. They plot for your demise"
"Do not listen to his pleas of innocence. He carries with him the means for colorless mana. The stench of the eldrazi. You must end him before he becomes a threat not just for you, but the whole kingdom"
"think carefully with your target of banishment my lord. When have I harmed you? What is a single lifepoint between friends? But there across the board lies a much greater target! I ask you, what use would a man such as him have for double strike?
magical girl transformation but theres no pretty lights or sparkles just grotesque and blood curling body mutation layered by the sounds of joints cracking bones snapping and muscles twisting unnaturally and she looks like a normal magical girl at the end
you can’t change fate
I CAN SAVE HIM
Rebecca Sugar cooked with "Character whose entire existence is devoted to the service of another character who's now dead and now they have no idea what to do with themselves except live." I love that shit. I forged myself into a tool for you and now you're gone. I'm sniffing this like a bloodhound
I'm mister spine twister. I'm mister curves. I'm mister scoliosis. I'm mister Sitting Hurts
