I Now Have An Academic Rival. He Is Also My Fencing Rival. He Is Also My Debate Partner. I Have Achieved

hhhhHHHHH i needed this

girlie stop scrolling through tumblr you are one second away from crumbling under academic pressure

never let anyone tell u how many commas can go in a sentence, u measure that shit with ur heart

The dead poets society when you ask “is water wet?”

Neil: Fully believes water is not wet, has no evidence, has a brutal (but friendly) argument with Charlie about it. It gets ugly. They start pulling out the yo mama jokes.

Todd: Stands there really confused, like a deer in headlights, immediate panic no thoughts head empty

Charlie: Fully believes water is wet, has no evidence, ends up losing the argument because Keating agrees with Neil.

Knox: “…water…*is* the wet…?”

Meeks: “Well the definition of wetness is when water adheres to the surface of a material, so you could make the argument that water is wet because it is a bunch of water molecules that touch other water molecules, but that would also mean that a singular water molecule is dry, because it doesn’t have any other water molecules on it to make it wet.”

Pitts: *cries*

Cameron: *tries to agree with Charlie but gets told to shut the fuck up*

Keating: Laughs a little bit because what kind of silly question is that, but he thinks about it for a second and decides that no, water cannot be wet in the same way that dirt cannot be dirty, or dust cannot be dusty- things can be dusty if they have dust on them, but you wouldn’t take a handful of dust and say “wow this dust is super dusty.”

i finally made a uquiz: which murder mystery premise are you?

Re-watching The Dead Poets Society when you are no longer 14 and actually know who Walt Whitman hits different.

I would like to congratulate greta thunberg on being the only funny person on twitter

Friendly reminder to include POC in the dark academia community more <3

“Either a mother and daughter know each other very well or they are strangers.” ― Kyung-Sook Shin

1.Annie Ernaux | 2.mothers | 3.Ocean Vuong | 4.mothers | 5.Safia Elhillo | 6. mothers | 7.Ada Limón | 8.mothers | 9.Ocean Vuong | 10.Mitski | 11.mothers | 12.Lorde | 13.Hieu Minh Nguyen | 14.Ilenia Tesoro | 15.Ocean Vuong | 16.Hieu Minh Nguyen | 17.Ilenia Tesoro | 18.Kyung-Sook Shin | 19.Louise Glück