Curate, connect, and discover
Neil: Fully believes water is not wet, has no evidence, has a brutal (but friendly) argument with Charlie about it. It gets ugly. They start pulling out the yo mama jokes.
Todd: Stands there really confused, like a deer in headlights, immediate panic no thoughts head empty
Charlie: Fully believes water is wet, has no evidence, ends up losing the argument because Keating agrees with Neil.
Knox: “…water…*is* the wet…?”
Meeks: “Well the definition of wetness is when water adheres to the surface of a material, so you could make the argument that water is wet because it is a bunch of water molecules that touch other water molecules, but that would also mean that a singular water molecule is dry, because it doesn’t have any other water molecules on it to make it wet.”
Pitts: *cries*
Cameron: *tries to agree with Charlie but gets told to shut the fuck up*
Keating: Laughs a little bit because what kind of silly question is that, but he thinks about it for a second and decides that no, water cannot be wet in the same way that dirt cannot be dirty, or dust cannot be dusty- things can be dusty if they have dust on them, but you wouldn’t take a handful of dust and say “wow this dust is super dusty.”