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KABOSU!!! YOU WERE TOO GOOD FOR US!!!

So I’m making a lovely Sunday dinner tonight, but in order to get everything ready on time I need to start the brioche bread early. Something you may not know about brioche is that the fat content in the dough counteracts the gluten elasticity, thus it takes longer to develop. So anyways I put my dough in the stan mixer and as one might guess the intense butter content causes the dough to slap across the bowl in a very sus sounding way. Fast forward to just now and my Father walks into the kitchen bleary eyed and instantly goes to inspect the kitchen, whereupon a look of realization crosses his face. “Oohh, it’s just bread.” My father thought I was clapping ass at 8:00 on a SUNDAY MORNING!!!

¡Ay qué preciosa!

I’m crying like a baby

I recently discovered laundry stripping and y’all, no matter how much of a crock of shit you think fast fashion is, you’re underestimating.

I just had to share this Kosher Beef with ya’ll! Happy first night of Hannukkah! 🕎

I was searching for some pretty Hanukkah gifs to schedule a post tomorrow wishing my Jewish followers Happy Hanukkah and I found a fit/shape/body building site that posted this

And I thought to myself, I simply must show my Jewish followers fit Menorah Man

OMG I LOVE THEM AND I LOBE YOUR ARTSTYLE!!!

Felt like my dear Bug deserved a proper reference, so here it is ! I love them very much <3

Decided to give them longer pants compared to their original design. I liked that it showed off their knee scar, but the shorts didn’t feel like Bug ? They’re much more comfortable now 😌

Also feat my baby boy Milooooo (who I also need to make a reference sheet for)

Found the Asexual fit at Cato today.