something great i had to make cus kevin hart voices george in the movie
Damn, y'all are useless fr 😔
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Natasha: Why is Bucky crying on the floor?
Steve: He's drunk.
Natasha: And?
Steve: He saw a picture of Sam's boyfriend.
Natasha: But he's Sam's boyfriend.
Steve: I know.
Sanji : *sharpens knife* We've got ways of making people talk.
Sanji : *cuts piece of cake*
Pirate : ...Can I have some?
Sanji : Cake is for talkers.
Hancock: Oh my Luffy.
Rayleigh : Don't you mean 'oh my god'?
Hancock : You worship your god, I'll worship mine.
For the love of chocolate, whoever is American here and of legal age, vote ! I will NOT have Trump get a second mandate 😭
Guess who tf got an hyperfixation on the most boring, unfunny, trying hard to offend the WOKE show ever?
I'm in the middle of BIG EXAMS. I don't need an hyperfixation!!!
Me to my dog : No, grandma said you have to stay outside. I can't let you in. *closes the door*
My dog : *whines*
Me : *opens the door* Welcome
Kidd : As a responsible adult- Killer : *chuckles*
Kidd : … As a responsible adult—
Ned: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with MJ recently.
Peter: No, Ned, it's not what it looks like, I swear.
Ned: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?
Peter: No! You’re the only one for me.
Ned: Is that so?
Peter: I promise! MJ and I are just dating, okay? She's my girlfriend.
Ned: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?
Peter: You are still my one and only best friend! She's just the love of my life, nothing more!
Ned: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?
Peter: Of course bro!
Ned: Bro...
MJ: What the-
Disney MCU: How can we tell the same story about Peter Parker Spider-Man for the 11th time while making it more original?
Some Disney employee: Well how about we don’t use Peter Parker. The comics have given us so many Spider-Man- one version is Miles Morales, a black Puerto Rican Spider-Man and his best friend Ganke Lee, his supportive best friend and guy in the chair-
Disney MCU: that’s it! We give Peter Parker a new best friend! Ganke Lee-
Disney Employee: “sir- Ganke Lee is in Miles Morales Universe… why don’t we just make a movie about Miles Morales-“
Disney MCU: “We can rewrite Ned! The character who in all the other Peter Parker universes is a bully to Peter and other characters! But this time he’s Peter’s best friend and guy in the chair-“
Disney Employee: “You are literally just writing Ganke Lee. Your just rewriting him into Ned, why don’t we just use Miles if we are writing Ganke anyway-“
Disney MCU: “Look we are so creative and this is a whole new Spider-Man Peter Parker with originally written characters that we didn’t just rip off from the Miles Morales comics we just didn’t want to write about. Go us!!!”
Sony Spiderverse having to rewrite Ganke’s character now that his personality and role was ripped off to prop up white boy Peter Parker: well dang. Scratch Ganke Lee as a main character so people don’t think we ripping off the people who ripped us off