Disney MCU: How can we tell the same story about Peter Parker Spider-Man for the 11th time while making it more original?
Some Disney employee: Well how about we don’t use Peter Parker. The comics have given us so many Spider-Man- one version is Miles Morales, a black Puerto Rican Spider-Man and his best friend Ganke Lee, his supportive best friend and guy in the chair-
Disney MCU: that’s it! We give Peter Parker a new best friend! Ganke Lee-
Disney Employee: “sir- Ganke Lee is in Miles Morales Universe… why don’t we just make a movie about Miles Morales-“
Disney MCU: “We can rewrite Ned! The character who in all the other Peter Parker universes is a bully to Peter and other characters! But this time he’s Peter’s best friend and guy in the chair-“
Disney Employee: “You are literally just writing Ganke Lee. Your just rewriting him into Ned, why don’t we just use Miles if we are writing Ganke anyway-“
Disney MCU: “Look we are so creative and this is a whole new Spider-Man Peter Parker with originally written characters that we didn’t just rip off from the Miles Morales comics we just didn’t want to write about. Go us!!!”
Sony Spiderverse having to rewrite Ganke’s character now that his personality and role was ripped off to prop up white boy Peter Parker: well dang. Scratch Ganke Lee as a main character so people don’t think we ripping off the people who ripped us off
Peter : Mr. Stark?
Tony : Yeah, kid?
Peter : I'm.. I'm bah- bise- bahsex-
Tony : Take your time
Peter : *points at MJ and Ned*
Peter : Both
Natasha: Why is Bucky crying on the floor?
Steve: He's drunk.
Natasha: And?
Steve: He saw a picture of Sam's boyfriend.
Natasha: But he's Sam's boyfriend.
Steve: I know.
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Natasha: Why is Bucky crying on the floor?
Steve: He's drunk.
Natasha: And?
Steve: He saw a picture of Sam's boyfriend.
Natasha: But he's Sam's boyfriend.
Steve: I know.
Tony : I'm so happy, I could kiss you!
Steve : Um...Neat.
*later*
Steve, lying face down on his bed : I said "Neat," Bucky. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.
Bucky, reading a book : Don't beat yourself up too much, Steve. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Sam confessed his love for me?
Steve : Didn't you thank him ?
Bucky : *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked him.
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when horrid henry says “eureka!!!” rb if u agree
I recommend that comic series so much. It was pretty disturbing, yeah. But well written.
Holy crap. They went there. They really went there.
Isaiah from ep2 of fatws? That’s Isaiah Bradley, the protagonist of the miniseries Truth: Red, White & Black, written by Robert Morales and drawn by Kyle Baker–a.k.a. the heaviest, most disturbing comic series I’ve ever read.
Basically: during WWII, 300 black American soldiers are taken, against their will, to parttake in the super soldier serum experiment (the remaining soldiers in their camp are killed). Only five survives, all the others die in agony. The five remaining are taken to Europe to fight (basically treated like dogs), where four of them die in various ways, until only Isaiah remains. He steals the costume meant for Steve Rogers, and goes to a concentration camp to destroy the German branch of the supersoldier program (there is a gas chamber scene. It makes your chest constrict and your heart clench), he succeeds but then is taken hostage and brought to Hitler, who plans to dissect him to reverse-engineer the serum. He is freed, but then court martialed for stealing the uniform, and setenced to prison. He is freed after nearly twenty years, and becomes a legend amongst black people, while no-one else really knows about him. Steve leanrs about his existence in present time (the series was released in 2003) and visits him–by then the serum has mosty destroyed Isaiah’s body and mind.
The whole thing is way more disturbing than what is seen on the show, and that was already plenty disturbing.
One of the most noticeable changes between manga and LA regarding Zeff is that manga Zeff heavily discourages Sanji's flirting methods, but in the LA we can infer he's the one Sanji got them from because of the way he seduced Garp.