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Everyone look at how nice my family town is when it snows! ☃︎⋆꙳•❅*ִ

Tony : I'm so happy, I could kiss you!

Steve : Um...Neat.

*later*

Steve, lying face down on his bed : I said "Neat," Bucky. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.

Bucky, reading a book : Don't beat yourself up too much, Steve. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Sam confessed his love for me?

Steve : Didn't you thank him ?

Bucky : *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked him.

... am I doing these right?

If not, it’s still fun anyways.

This is very important, always make sure to properly stimulate your bfs

Having a boyfriend is literally free

god im so hot (as in the temperature)

i wish i was pretty enough to kiss the horrors

glowsticks aren’t harmful

Take it from someone who has eaten one (by accident).

They taste funny, tangy, and don’t cause any problems. You could eat one yourself (please wash mouth our or eat smth afterwards) and be completely fine! The only that will suck is the aftertaste

Never kill yourself Furudate might make Kagehina kiss someday

My mother originally wanted to name me Jeanne but have it pronounced like Jean (as in the pants) but just will a strong shh sound instead of a hard J so it sounded french ( she even wanted to add the accent mark) . Another was Joan (I love this name so much!). They really did stick to the J theme in the family because in the end my name just ended up being an longer version of my dad's name John with just two extra letters ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

reblog this and put in the tags what name/names your parents considered giving you

What do you call quidditch players who share the same dorm?

broom-mates

the doctor’s here..

Run.