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my bad man i thought it was gatorade

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last night i had a dream that my mom bought me a switch 2 but the top magnets for the joy con 2s were broken so i had to play in handheld by holding the joy con 2s into the switch 2 and it was up to scale wtf if i buy a switch 2 and its just like in my dream ima lowkey start panicking because of that rickety doo ass dream

these stickers are very fucking cool

Reblog of you think glow-in-the-dark ceiling stickers are for all ages

I’m trying to prove a point to my mom

:(

New meme just dropped

ill dumb it down: the (past tense) people like gender swaps

Injecting pure estrogen into my bloodstream so I forcefeminize my vampire friend

reblog for trans kids

True true?

True true.

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i wish all of this was just a dream, and it was still summer of 2015, i wish that all that i lived through was just a dream, and that none of this ever happened, but its real. i wish i could wake up from this nightmare called "life", but really, we cant wake up. its all real, i wish it wasnt, but it is...

ive always had a crush on minecraft endermen for some reason now i just need a mod to make them enderwomen

Would you accept it?

Kermit for pope

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

its technically illegal but yes, its in the right, and i approve.

I’m not saying it’s right, but I understand (x)

im going into my scary ass basement to do some ✨vocal practice✨ because why not

my sister stole my fucking phone and wont tell me where it is, so i busted out the crusty old ass ipad as a cry for help. please help me.

i hate doing things at an unfamiliar place with unfamiliar people, it makes me genuinely scared, like, i feel real fear, and i do whatever i can to NOT do it... is that how introverted i am?

the collar is for the trans people how did you guys not know that

i, personally, fifth this.

Such a cutie~

Hh3hhjhejekeskekekejjjejmmjen MEOWWWWW

>////< why are people sending me flustering asks awawawawa

i think the rat is soggy because the rat had a crush on the person holding the rat and its sweaty

What do they mean by this

is that a new way to say "the rat got pegged"

What do they mean by this

stobstlar

i love those self discovery blogs that are like "today i found out im gay" or "i have an incredibly strong urge to get pegged" or lowkey just like "🏳️‍⚧️" i find them so funny on an unrelated note, i forget to express my emotions irl, like, a friend says a really funny joke and im just like "ok" as im laughing my head off in my head, or, like, i ask them "what happened" in attempt to sound like i mean it but i just sound so dry also random question for the people who decided to read this and want to comment, what would you call me if you had to come up with a name for me?

i just stayed up all night playing r.e.p.o. and i got only about 5 minutes of sleep last night and i am definitely not imagining things about those silly ass semibots and the monsters :D

i played r.e.p.o for the first time, i can confirm it is as funny as it sounds, 10/10 would recommend

man i hate this job

add more peanuts i dare you

tumblr users will reblog anything. have half a peanut

ugh what will my mom and dad think of me when they inevitably find out that im trans im stressing about it

rip pope francis (???) may he be the best pope for he played undertale

oh no i seem to have accidentally pressed the wrong button

god im so hot (as in the temperature)

I'm not sure if asks are the only form of communication you accept, judging by your bio/about me/whatever, so I'm gonna play it safe

You should try misgendering your dad on purpose when he's in earshot and see how he feels about it (if you're not afraid of any serious consequences, of course)

my dad is a father of seven children, i think hed still respond to being called "mom" also you can use anything to talk to me i gotta change that-