Local Liar Actually Loves His Tummy Being Noticed

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I hate the snow so much, it's way too cold and it makes everything way too bright, I will the god who decided to create snow

you ever have situations that make you want to take people by the shoulders and go "you are not 15 any longer. this behavior is no longer quirky and cute. it is exhausting for you and everyone else to act like a teenager you haven't been in a decade or longer. knock it the fuck off"

Oh it's no problem ;3

I'll take care of you since you're struggling after having just moved out, I can be the big babysitter that helps keep you in line ^.^

It's hard stepping out into the world and living on your own, isn't it?

Oh no, it's okay~ Don't you worry~

I'll take over ;3c

I'll show you how fun it is to finally be a true grown up ^.^ *I'll* be the grown up, and you can just do as I say so you can watch and learn~

Nooooo~ It's not taking advantage~

You hired a babysitter, I'm in charge of the dummy :3

I mean you're obviously a dummy, who asks for a babysitter at your age?

Now come over here, I'll show you what "taking advantage of" really feels like~

It really is a shame you can't tell anyone all the disgusting things I do to you because it would only make You look bad~ It'd show everyone how pathetically malleable you are ^.^

How you gave in and obey my every word and I didn't even have to try~ You offered to pay me for this! You came to me and asked for this help!

How embarrassing ^.^ Far too pitiful to admit~

Now. Get on your knees and put that mouth to a much better use than all this talk~ Your babysitter has had a long day and deserves to relax after putting up with such a dummy (=•ω＜=)

I really think Jessie Reyez and Joyner Lucas should do a collaboration together, they could make a really good song together

I always wanted to get me and my neurodivergent friends and become one of the best escape room groups in my area

put me in an escape room and watch me become the embodiment of the neurodivergent stereotype im gonna be sherlocking that shit

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How many of y'all get gender envy from cherry bomb? I get so much gender envy from them

I always wanted to learn how to dance ever since I was little but when I asked for classes they said no and my dad said dancing is for girls and I just turned 19 and I don't really know how to get started and I don't really have anywhere to go to learn, my family just makes fun of me and puts me down when I try and learn how to dance and I don't have anywhere else to learn

Going as atlas for holloween