Thank You Pattern Recognition Brain

i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.

on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.

someone comes up behind us. It's the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't do piracy or something ok please

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A message from Cherry and Cathy

today on tiktok my comment

"Anne egg Anne egg Anne egg Anne egg Anne egg Anne egg Anne egg Anne egg Anne egg Anne egg Anne egg Anne egg Anne egg Anne egg Anne egg Anne egg Anne egg Anne egg Anne egg Anne egg Anne egg Anne egg"

was removed for being against community guidelines,

I could not appeal this

STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

h2o but when you have water spilled on you you turn into a taur... or something like that

every time you draw I'm like how are you not June Gingjaninja

Another DND OC WEEE

Meet Mac, short for Macintosh Vista, corporate spoilt brat who believes the whole world revolves around them !! <3 they're for a one-shot run by @sm-baby next week, I cannot wait for you guys to meet them !!

Some bonus art featuring the lovely @0104-vikita / @vikita-doodles 's Harem, aka the victim of Mac's shenanigans HEHHEHEHH

people who can draw stunning cluttered backgrounds like this are actually wizards to me.

I must learn the skills and become a witch alongside them!

The General Store

THIS ROCKS 🪨🪨🪨

I was judging these too then I remembered I called my grandad popcorn until like age 16

no one in my family has ANY idea where that came from

THIS IS KILLING ME