"I Don't Like JRK But I Still Love Harry Potter"

Terms i will now be using in my daily life because i cant find any other alternatives (and their definitions! Yippee!)

- Hot restart - when you go into a hot place/area and it set your whole body temp to a higher degree. I do this when my legs/hands are too cold and sweaty and the rest of my body is warm asf

- Cold restart - the same thing as a hot restart except i do it in an area with lower temps. For when im overheating anywhere on my body

(This will be getting added to)

Wait why are we boycotting captain america and the last of us? I know why we're boycotting hp but why those two? /genq

Can't even boycott the last of us, can't even boycott captain america, SOME OF YOU CAN'T EVEN QUIT HARRY POTTER. And then you refuse to read some classic from a guy who's not even around to do any harm because "all the classics were written by white heterosexual men" WHICH IS NOT EVEN TRUE

I wish i was truly alone

Alone in a house

Alone in the woods

Alone in the world

So i wouldnt have to feel the pain of people

Hear the pain of people

Know the pain of people

I am scared

I am a coward

You are the best thing to have ever happened to me

And i do not want to lose you

I love you so solidly

So wholey

So maturely

So beyond my years

If i told you

All of this

Would you tell me too?

That you love me so truly?

So wholey?

So beyond your years?

Live your life, and ill live mine

But let me live my life with you

Beside yours

Id like to live

Teach me how to do that?

So that i dont do it wrong

I dont want to do it wrong

I am fragile

I am glass

Thin, brittle

But my love for you is strong

Like roman concrete

With it, i am stronger

As i weather through life

I heal

Like roman concrete

Though neve fully, never wholey

I dont mind

Because your love makes me strong

But i cannot be strong

Without you

If i told you that

Would you see me as simple?

As weak?

As codependent?

Is this parasitical?

Am i bad for you?

Do i bite?

Through my creation, have i poluted?

The water, the air?

With my volcanic ash?

Have i hurt?

Can you breath?

Do i bite?

Have i bitten?

Im scared

I am weak

I feel alone

Solitary

Singular

But with you,

You help

You do not complete me

That is not your job

To complete me

But you

You do so much more

Being a ranger I spend a lot of time alone in the wilderness for hours in the company of one of four co workers.

One such worker for the purpose of this post we shall refer to as Dave.

Dave is a very quiet man. He confesses that if conversation happens too quickly and for too long he gets tired so we often work in silence. He's very polite and good natured but it's obvious that he would happily live and work alone for the rest of his life given the option.

He's very much in the previous generation of ranger, a practical man in his fourties or fifties happy to be kept physically busy for a day and then be sent home with some pay. I had to show him how to use a work issued smart phone.

Meanwhile the rest of the team is made up of the current generation of rangers; openly nurodivergent queer women in their twenties or thirties who work this job because it's the only setting where we can vaguely look sane.

So Dave sticks out a bit. It's really nice when he opens up though because he's an impulsive individual when left to his own devices and has plenty of stories to tell if the mood takes him. I really like working with Dave.

Anyway, one day we've got a job that takes a three hour hike to get to and early on the topic of deer comes up.

I hadn't realised this was the first time we had discussed deer, but blatantly it was. Dave's entire demeanour changes, there's a bit of passion in his voice, but it's also hushed as if he's talking about something sacred.

"Deer are my favourite animal." He says.

I'm also eager to hear Dave talk about himself, so I encourage him to say more.

"I'd love to be a deer myself."

And more

"If a genie offered me the opportunity to become a deer I'd take it. I wouldn't even stop to ask what the price was."

And more

"Sometimes I feel like I'm a deer having a dream about being a human.*

And there I am, a long time commuter to the therian/otherkin community keeping up the encouraging face of someone being politely interested, knowing that this man is straight up a therian with no frame of reference.

And I decided that I wouldn't push the subject outside of the bounds of what Dave is comfortable with, I wouldn't try to teach him the terms "Therian" or "Otherkin" but absolutely I would talk with this man as if he's a deer.

And it's a bit magical really. He's an impulsive individual so I have to talk him out of some risky choices every so often and "this is why deer like you keep getting stuck in fences" has become this magical phrase that allows him to step down from a mistake with a bit of a smile on his face.

sexy knights. sexy wounded knights. sexy wounded weary knights. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain pledging their loyalty to you.

🟪 minecraft-elvis follow

woah mama i tried to water bucket clutch in the nether

🟦 speedrunner-elvis follow

woah mama you suck

🟪 minecraft-elvis

bitch

🟦 speedrunner-elvis

wooaaahhh mama @/elvis-corrector he didn't say the line woah mama

🔫 elvis-corrector follow

say the fucking line or you go to the big toilet in the sky

🟪 minecraft-elvis

woah mama i'm being threatened *wiggles my legs in defence*

🔬elvis-scientist follow

this elvis is clearly in distress, they only wiggle their legs in such a funky way to ward off predators, the little guy thinks his life is in danger please be more responsible with your elvis husbandry

🔍 elvis-detector follow

BEEP

I feel like im stuck under a dreamworld spell sometimes and i get hit with this super weird wave of "wait, i was just doing something really important. Like super important. What was i doing again?" And i cant recall anything about what i "was" doing but the feeling of it being an incredible plot point.

Like, i was just chillin here, scrolling on webtoon before i got this crazy headache in waves that only lasted a few minutes, and i felt like i remembered i was supposed to be doing something super important but i couldnt remember what.

And no, doom scrolling tiktok and binge reading (which is what i was doing before) dont count lol

I want a "dungeon outbreak! Hunams are now called hunters and are ranked E to S" story instead of their skills and class being random, the hunters' power is the ability to materialize their subconsciousness/true personality into a weapon, but when the MC becomes a hunter, they have multiple people with different personalities, reassuring their self diagnosis of DID, but while also branding them a villian or as insane or as an issue because all the other DID or personality related mental health issues went insane because of their abilty, and the story is over their progress in hunting and trying to prove theyre not an issue and they slowly become and issue

i am NOT gaslighting you. i am lying to you. gaslighting implies a level of effort that i am simply not putting in. deceiving you does not require much