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minecraft movie notes
everyone cheered when they said lines from the trailer (flint and steel, the nether, chicken jockey, etc)
there was a technoblade reference of a pig wearing a crown
there was a LOT of romantic tension between jason momoa and jack black. no really. like there will be fics. and i will be reading them.
jack black sung a couple songs. they were decent
a plan involved jason momoa and jack black wearing mushroom hats and playing trumpet in front of a group of evokers to distract them.
endermen don't just attack you, they make you hallucinate the people you love saying they hate you. and then they attack you
jason momoa sacrificed himself but came back at the end to save someone (classic)
there was a weird america's got talent reference ? nether's got talent ? and it was the backstory for the main villain ?? (they played pigstep)
"first we mine, then we craft. now let's minecraft!" was actually a line. they said that out loud.
a piglin named chungus said he was gonna unalive the main characters.
jennifer coolidge did date a villager it was like 3 total scenes and largely ignored
in the post credits scene the end the villager spoke in perfect british english and it was revealed jennifer coolidge could speak villager then they got married
i think seeing it in theaters is the best thing you can do because the audience was hilarious i have so many videos of everyone applauding and laughing and commenting on stuff. anyways i know technically it sucks but whatever i had a good time
I want crows, but like, not ones that will steal your food. Or maybe they could steal your food, but you out out a bird feeder or a lile of gems for them to take from so they dont take your food. Or maybe you make a decoy farm just for them. I want little crows that scream at you at random intervals and bring you things if you're nice to them. Like allays but sassy.
minecraft needs more birds. there are like two birds in the whole of minecraft and i find that unacceptable. where are the fucking ducks
πͺ minecraft-elvis follow
woah mama i tried to water bucket clutch in the nether
π¦ speedrunner-elvis follow
woah mama you suck
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bitch
π¦ speedrunner-elvis
wooaaahhh mama @/elvis-corrector he didn't say the line woah mama
π« elvis-corrector follow
say the fucking line or you go to the big toilet in the sky
πͺ minecraft-elvis
woah mama i'm being threatened *wiggles my legs in defence*
π¬elvis-scientist follow
this elvis is clearly in distress, they only wiggle their legs in such a funky way to ward off predators, the little guy thinks his life is in danger please be more responsible with your elvis husbandry
π elvis-detector follow
DINERS DRIVE INS AND DIVES FOR THE WIN BABYYYY
not quite grammatical but you understand what i mean
AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAHAHHHAHHHHHH !!!!!!!! AHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK AAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!! AHHHH!!! AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAHAHHHAHHHHHH !!!!!!!! AHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK AAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!! AHHHH!!! AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AHHHH!!!! WHAT GHE FUCK AAAAAAAAHAHHHAHHHHHH !!!!!!!! AHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK AAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!! AHHHH!!!
My teeth cannot touch tips or else The Thing will happen and I Will Die.
feel free to cite the deep magic to me witch i was there when it was written but my memory is like REEEEALLY shitty
loving the lord of the rings so far
we need to slow down a little I'm so serious. all these quick short videos on tiktok, ig reels, and youtube, artists releasing quick little songs for the trend, tv shows releasing episodes at once, people using chat gpt and google ai overview because they get answers quickly but no validation done for the source, we need to sloww downn i really do not think our brains should be running this fast
I can be shaped by more than the things that hurt me
I need to remind everyone of the pope score game.
find ur birthday (or the birthday of someone else), open the date without the year on wikipedia and calculate how many popes were born (this adds popes to your score) and how many died (this removes popes).
so like if you were born on the 2nd of Feb 1987 it'd be every 2nd of feb through history not just in 1987
tell me your pope scores in the tags pls (doesn't need to have birthday)
Just an extremely Normal thing to say
Reminder they want to increase the budget for ICE from 3.5 to 45 billion dollars.
Reminder the majority of that will be for building new detention centers.
Reminder ICE are *currently* detaining tourists who can pay for a plane ticket home and people with visa issues that were already resolved, because they have to make quota so Trump can brag about the numbers going up.
Reminder most of these people were already in the immigration system - that's why they were easy to detain.
Reminder this is all at taxpayer expense.
Reminder these are people.
Going to add lore to my little story
Going to make it so if you want to sacrifice a person, you need their permission, but if the person is a parent with a still living child (direct child, not step) the child can give permission for their parent/s to be sacrificed to the gods.
Only works with mothers/father and son/daughters
Your niece cant give your soul to the gods unfortunately and neither can your granchild
But your direct kid can
No one can look up anything these days it pisses me off. It's always "wait who the fuck is mondrian" and "why are people boycotting tlou" YOU CAN LOOK IT UP. in the notes of the post you are reblogging even. Normalize not asking op things that are both easily searchable online and that she's already answered on top of that.
Been thinking a lot about the new Captain American movie and how corporations like Disney wield representation and diveristy as a cudgel to get people to support movies and shows they otherwise wouldn't, either because of things like the BDS boycott or because the scripts fucking suck or they mistreated their animators / SFX teams / actors etc etc. And you're left with the choice to either support media you know is crap or look like the racist swine who see a Black Captain America and shit their diapers. I don't know if they think this far ahead / nefariously but it's a great way to split your opposition and turn them against each other.
Im afraid thats what going to the doctor is for
bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.
sexy knights. sexy wounded knights. sexy wounded weary knights. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain pledging their loyalty to you.
I feel like "trump wants to throw away literal dinosaur fossils" would really turn heads if we actually had a functional opposition party in this country to get messages out, but I guess I'll just have to get a paint pen and write it on my car. fine, I'll do it.
Wait why are we boycotting captain america and the last of us? I know why we're boycotting hp but why those two? /genq
Can't even boycott the last of us, can't even boycott captain america, SOME OF YOU CAN'T EVEN QUIT HARRY POTTER. And then you refuse to read some classic from a guy who's not even around to do any harm because "all the classics were written by white heterosexual men" WHICH IS NOT EVEN TRUE
I fucking hate that the general response to RFK Jr's eugenist take on autistic people is "autistic people do pay taxes, autistic people do work, autistic people do date!"
Some autistic people don't and that shouldn't make them less worthy of life. Some autistic people do need constant help and support and that shouldn't make them less worthy of life.
Once again we're falling in the right wing trap of :
They make a hateful, fascist statement
Instead of focusing on the fact that it is hateful and fascist we try to show them that they are factually wrong
We throw our own allies and the most vulnerable of us under the bus in the process
We legitimise an only slightly less hateful, fascist view as we go
They have completed their goal of making us accept the still hateful, fascist second version, hurrah. What a victory.
Right now what we're getting to with that is that autistic people who can work and pay taxes are okay, and the others aren't. Fuck this shit.
Same thing happens with the people who are being deported ("they have a visa!", "they didn't even have a criminal record!" -> even if they didn't have a visa, even if they did have a criminal record, deporting them and detaining them in what's essentially a concentration camp wouldn't be okay, you absolute tools of fascism.)
Okay can i be honest here? I really hate it when people say this. Some do. Very few. I got one of the very few. My managers son is a straight trans man, and is one of the craziest, kindest ladies I've ever met.
I work at a ren faire, and in my first year, i didnt have any garb to wear that wasnt fem (im trans masc) so when i got the company provided uniforms (they were trash) my manager noticed i didnt have a belt. What did she do? Asked her son who previously worked the faire if i could borrow a belt. She came back with a belt and said "here, my son said you can keep it, he doesn't use his stuff much any more :)"
And this belt has been my day to day belt every day since then. That was 3 years ago.
Another instance was relatively recently, where i had my sr prom. I didnt have anything masc to wear. So what did she do? Asked her son if he'd be alright with me borrowing his clothes, and he was. I ended up being able to find everything i wanted through thrifting. Her son even wants to go thrufting some time!
And if i see ANYTHING saying the ren faire isnt a real job because it's only during the weekend or some other bs BECAUSE IT IS and i would claw my way through for that statement and my manager and her son and my whole work team because theyre all so lovely and nice.
it was not on wheat...
I come back to tumblr for 4 seconds and 4chan is dead? What happened!?
The last time i was here, it was stabby ceasar day (last year, not this year), and my entire feed was just "L Caesar got stabbed"
I love you tumblr dont ever change
The difference is this mysterious "anxious attachment style" thought process generally (from what ive seen idk im not an expert) only applies to like 2 important people
"Do you still like me?" "Are you mad at me?" "Did i do something wrong?" Disorder is unfortunately indiscriminately targeting everyone around me, myself and complete strangers included.
There is no escaping the "Do you still like me?" "Are you mad at me?" "Did i do something wrong?" Disorder
cursed with "do you still like me?" "are you mad at me?" "did i do something wrong?" disorder
This HAS to be cap like what