Latest Posts by arthurdac - Page 2

genuinely fucked up that if i want to interact with someone online i have to say words and have a conversation instead of just mashing my face against them like a cat

Someone please tell me why i just "argargargargargarg" 'ed like mr.crabs please someone anyone ive never done this in my life and its been years since ive seen anything spongebob someone help

"I love knowing what's going on in your head please never stop" marry me pretty pretty please

I fear the Target Audience have no knees

Do a little dance. Make a little love. Get the FUCK down tonight.

Dudes shouldn't have to prove themselves by having spartan greyscale homes with dollar store rubber shower curtains and a mattress on the floor. Do you know what life is like with linen

"We love you so much you dont even know. And i know sometimes it doesn't look like love, but it is." It's literally not? If you have a spoon thay looks like a fork, thats noy a spoon. Thats a spork.

If what your doing kr giving does not look like love, it is not. You breaking my sense of self and character down to put me in my place is not love. Thats you taking your anger out on me because you have the mental stability of a 12 year old without adhd on Adderall.

Ao3 campaign filling up in a blink of an eye is a joke

"I don't like JRK but I still love Harry Potter"

You have blood on your hands

Burn your fucking Harry Potter merch or be burned with it.

I'm fucking livid.

Giants will never know the joy of handling rolly pollies :(

I actually really love having carpet because FUCK touching hardwood floors in the morning. I need my stim carpet so i can rub my feet on it like a todler and wake up.

the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself

Review of some anti-Tony comments from Ao3. Part 7

Today I’m reviewing only one scene - with Peter and Tony from Spider-Man: Homecoming. I'm laughing so hard at the statement I’m going to review that I can’t write more.

“He then humiliates him by taking away the suit for Tony's own mistake, forcing him to dig through a dumpster for clothing, then walking home alone, disheartened.”

“forcing him to dig through a dumpster for clothing” – excuse me, what?

Peter is wearing perfectly clean white t-shirt “I survived my trip to NYC” (SMH 1:22:05), which is in Tony’s style and it is also oversized, that gives us some clues that it was Tony’s t-shirt, and it certainly wasn't in the dumpster before Peter put it on (we can see this t-shirt later in SMNWH btw). Also, these fancy Hello Kitty PJ pants – 100% Tony’s work.

This is not the only time Peter wears something that belonged to Stark family. At the end of the movie we see him in “I lost an electron” t-shirt (SMH 1:58:50), which we already saw in Iron Man 3 on Pepper (IM3 0:23:10).

An amazing apology from the archives

“When we were introduced, I held in one hand a gin and tonic and in the other several salted almonds, which, when I realized our handshake was imminent, I tossed into my mouth carelessly, to free the obligatory hand; my behavior inmediately after that may have seemed strange: a silent nod, averted rolling eyes, a broken greeting. I was choking on the almonds. It was nothing personal”

I disagree. That shit is NOT a spectrum, it is Point A and Point B, and 95% of the time im stuck on whichever point wont let me think of a coherent sentence 😭🙏

Being a ranger I spend a lot of time alone in the wilderness for hours in the company of one of four co workers.

One such worker for the purpose of this post we shall refer to as Dave.

Dave is a very quiet man. He confesses that if conversation happens too quickly and for too long he gets tired so we often work in silence. He's very polite and good natured but it's obvious that he would happily live and work alone for the rest of his life given the option.

He's very much in the previous generation of ranger, a practical man in his fourties or fifties happy to be kept physically busy for a day and then be sent home with some pay. I had to show him how to use a work issued smart phone.

Meanwhile the rest of the team is made up of the current generation of rangers; openly nurodivergent queer women in their twenties or thirties who work this job because it's the only setting where we can vaguely look sane.

So Dave sticks out a bit. It's really nice when he opens up though because he's an impulsive individual when left to his own devices and has plenty of stories to tell if the mood takes him. I really like working with Dave.

Anyway, one day we've got a job that takes a three hour hike to get to and early on the topic of deer comes up.

I hadn't realised this was the first time we had discussed deer, but blatantly it was. Dave's entire demeanour changes, there's a bit of passion in his voice, but it's also hushed as if he's talking about something sacred.

"Deer are my favourite animal." He says.

I'm also eager to hear Dave talk about himself, so I encourage him to say more.

"I'd love to be a deer myself."

And more

"If a genie offered me the opportunity to become a deer I'd take it. I wouldn't even stop to ask what the price was."

And more

"Sometimes I feel like I'm a deer having a dream about being a human.*

And there I am, a long time commuter to the therian/otherkin community keeping up the encouraging face of someone being politely interested, knowing that this man is straight up a therian with no frame of reference.

And I decided that I wouldn't push the subject outside of the bounds of what Dave is comfortable with, I wouldn't try to teach him the terms "Therian" or "Otherkin" but absolutely I would talk with this man as if he's a deer.

And it's a bit magical really. He's an impulsive individual so I have to talk him out of some risky choices every so often and "this is why deer like you keep getting stuck in fences" has become this magical phrase that allows him to step down from a mistake with a bit of a smile on his face.

The universe, methinks.

Guy Fieri and Oscar Wilde reside on the opposite ends of a spectrum. I don't know what the spectrum is, but one of them is in the one extreme end and the other is in the other extreme. I don't know how or why.

I hate the sound of babies crying, but I can't hate a baby. They've been here for like five minutes and approach this situation with an unhesitant attitude of "my needs are unmet and I am going to make it everybody's problem", and I respect that.

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

Tumblr Tuesday: Nineteen Years of Neil

Two days ago, that momentous time in April blessed us once more: the anniversary of Neil banging out his tunes. It's been 19 years, and Neil still brings us joy each year in April, famously the cruelest of months. In celebration of this fact, some art was created. Please enjoy these depictions of a happy little rattie making some music on a toy piano.

(Lest we forget, April 13 also marked the 16th anniversary of Homestuck. Happy Homestuckness to those who celebrate; we've added a few small treats for you <3)

@emwheezie:

@crtastrophe:

@www-proxxicles-com:

@lotostar:

@artbygiraffe:

@bweirdart:

@bucket-of-amethyst:

@rela-monarchy39:

@jakdaw:

@pizza-feverdream:

@spectrumspace:

@moms-against-homestuck:

@crafftypenguin:

@artificialhaunts:

@cintailed:

@thatlittledandere:

@tobisaurus:

@rabiesram:

@auxhilerated:

@oswald-can-draw:

@bzedan:

@arborix:

@pandaragons:

@wizard-legs:

@inchwormvinny:

@gildedware:

@corvidcrowned:

@stealingpotatoes:

@wpmz:

Doing this bc omg, I love filling things out! Thank you OP!

Colors!

- yellows, oranges, red, greens, blues, pinks, everything except a few purples :)

Animals!

- red pandas, rabbits, corvids, deer, and horses!

Plants!

-tomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoesto

Motifs/Patterns/Aesthetics!

- yes :)

Scents!

- mens cologne and forests

Flavors!

- teas, artificial strawberry, artificial grape (fight me), mango, potato bread, and soups!

Snacks!

- entirely depends on mood, unfortunately. In general, fruit snacks, nutrigrain fruit bars, crackers, nuts and dried fruits.

Beverages!

-juicejuocejuicejuicejuicejuicejuicejuicejuicejuicejuic

Hobbies!

- yarn work, wood carving, coloring with colored pencils (has to be prismacolor), drawing on my computer, reading webcomics

Things to collect!

- tea sets, antique pieces (picky), antique clothes (picky), cups, spoons (not the decorative ones, i just like collecting different spoons)

Show/Movie/Book etc!

- I have to watch shows and movies with another person to be interested (body doubling yippee!) But i love love love going and watching new movies in theaters! And the only books I'll ever read again in this whole wide world would be The Secret Life Of Bees or The Outsiders

@1-800-fxck-boy you have to do one too now

- Jeremiah (hi im new! Well not new, but I finally remembered my name! Yippee!)

was closing out tabs & i found this Favorites Questionnaire i started putting together in the interest of Making It Easier To Find Random Little Things For People (in terms of gift giving, post sending, etc). fill it out so people can find random little things for you with ease

Colors

Animals

Plants

Motifs/Patterns/Aesthetics

Scents

Flavors

Snacks

Beverages

Hobbies

Things to Collect

Show/Movie/Book/Etc

if you donate money to ao3 but refuse to bother with gazans' gfms you should be aware of the fact that you're a walking talking piece of shit

I deman you to do it ?

Objective ownership is just necessary sometimes

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

Hey all, Crips for Esims for Gaza has been purchasing E-sims for people in Gaza and need help to continue their advocacy!

We link them in our Hi Nay episodes but want to remind people to help out if they can and donate! They're an offshoot of the E-sims for Gaza program created by Mirna El-Helbawi, and allow you to, if you are overwhelmed by the E-sims purchasing process, streamline it.

You donate to Crips for Esims for Gaza, and they do it for you. Help these fantastic disabled activists if you're able!

Link in replies so Tumblr doesn't hide this!

Terms i will now be using in my daily life because i cant find any other alternatives (and their definitions! Yippee!)

- Hot restart - when you go into a hot place/area and it set your whole body temp to a higher degree. I do this when my legs/hands are too cold and sweaty and the rest of my body is warm asf

- Cold restart - the same thing as a hot restart except i do it in an area with lower temps. For when im overheating anywhere on my body

(This will be getting added to)

hey when you make posts, i just want you to know, thou/thee/thy/thine/ye are like he/you(object)/your/yours/you(subject) okay? "thou art wearing shoes," "i will wear shoes for thee," okay?

you say thine if the next word starts with a vowel and thy if the next word starts with a consonant and they both mean "your" so "thine own shoes," "thy shoes," okay?

and ye means you and refers to the subject of a sentence, "ye members of the brotherhood of shoes," okay? you need this information to create better knight yaoi. i'm personally more interested in nun yuri but we are a community

Context: i am on my twin sized bed. A pile of blankets to my left, myself in the middle, and my legs srawled to the right with my knee at the edge of the bed.

My cat: comes, sits in front of my knee, and yells at me.

Me: "Dude WHAT do you want?" I look over to see he is patiently waiting for me to move my leg as if hes never walked all over me before and he'll never (he will) do it again, so i move my leg.

My cat (his mames milo btw): walks over to my face, yells at me, turns around and sits down. He is now aprox. A foot and a half away from me with his back turned to me. And has the audacity to yell at me, again, except now he wants me to pet him.

Me: "okay, asshole." I pet him

Milo: HE WALKS AWAY FROM ME AND GOES AND LAYS UP AGAINST MY KNEE AND SULKS. And after about 20 minutes of laying and doing nothing he then walks all over my thigh, yells at me some more for pets, and then lays just barely within reach of me to pet him, and gets mad at me when i pet him in his favorite spot.

Is this what its like raising children?

getting really into journaling is so fucked because you will fr end up with pages like "dear diary, it's fucken wimdy today!!!!! also I might be a talentless hack with no real creative drive or discipline to speak of. xoxo ✨"