Context: I Am On My Twin Sized Bed. A Pile Of Blankets To My Left, Myself In The Middle, And My Legs
Context: i am on my twin sized bed. A pile of blankets to my left, myself in the middle, and my legs srawled to the right with my knee at the edge of the bed.
My cat: comes, sits in front of my knee, and yells at me.
Me: "Dude WHAT do you want?" I look over to see he is patiently waiting for me to move my leg as if hes never walked all over me before and he'll never (he will) do it again, so i move my leg.
My cat (his mames milo btw): walks over to my face, yells at me, turns around and sits down. He is now aprox. A foot and a half away from me with his back turned to me. And has the audacity to yell at me, again, except now he wants me to pet him.
Me: "okay, asshole." I pet him
Milo: HE WALKS AWAY FROM ME AND GOES AND LAYS UP AGAINST MY KNEE AND SULKS. And after about 20 minutes of laying and doing nothing he then walks all over my thigh, yells at me some more for pets, and then lays just barely within reach of me to pet him, and gets mad at me when i pet him in his favorite spot.
Is this what its like raising children?
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Review of some anti-Tony comments from Ao3. Part 7
Today I’m reviewing only one scene - with Peter and Tony from Spider-Man: Homecoming. I'm laughing so hard at the statement I’m going to review that I can’t write more.
“He then humiliates him by taking away the suit for Tony's own mistake, forcing him to dig through a dumpster for clothing, then walking home alone, disheartened.”
“forcing him to dig through a dumpster for clothing” – excuse me, what?
Peter is wearing perfectly clean white t-shirt “I survived my trip to NYC” (SMH 1:22:05), which is in Tony’s style and it is also oversized, that gives us some clues that it was Tony’s t-shirt, and it certainly wasn't in the dumpster before Peter put it on (we can see this t-shirt later in SMNWH btw). Also, these fancy Hello Kitty PJ pants – 100% Tony’s work.
This is not the only time Peter wears something that belonged to Stark family. At the end of the movie we see him in “I lost an electron” t-shirt (SMH 1:58:50), which we already saw in Iron Man 3 on Pepper (IM3 0:23:10).
Uhhhhhhhh that seems bad
I feel like "trump wants to throw away literal dinosaur fossils" would really turn heads if we actually had a functional opposition party in this country to get messages out, but I guess I'll just have to get a paint pen and write it on my car. fine, I'll do it.
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