Ao3 Campaign Filling Up In A Blink Of An Eye Is A Joke

I think all men and trans men should take a class about toxic masculinity and how to prevent doing/being it because even if you make fun of it and tell yourself your not gunna be toxically masculine, You Just Might Catch Yourself Doing It. (From personal experience. Unlearning is hard)

Objective ownership is just necessary sometimes

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

"do you seriously think you're above the rules" the stupid ones yeah

I want crows, but like, not ones that will steal your food. Or maybe they could steal your food, but you out out a bird feeder or a lile of gems for them to take from so they dont take your food. Or maybe you make a decoy farm just for them. I want little crows that scream at you at random intervals and bring you things if you're nice to them. Like allays but sassy.

minecraft needs more birds. there are like two birds in the whole of minecraft and i find that unacceptable. where are the fucking ducks

it was not on wheat...

Dudes shouldn't have to prove themselves by having spartan greyscale homes with dollar store rubber shower curtains and a mattress on the floor. Do you know what life is like with linen

i am NOT gaslighting you. i am lying to you. gaslighting implies a level of effort that i am simply not putting in. deceiving you does not require much

Im afraid thats what going to the doctor is for

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

✨️A conversation i just heard✨️

My friend: YOU STEPPED ON SNAILS AND LAUGHED

Her brother: I DIDNT STEP ON THEM

Mf: YES YOU DID!!

Hb: I DIDNT CRUSH THEM!!! .... THE SUN DID!!

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