My teeth cannot touch tips or else The Thing will happen and I Will Die.
Someone please tell me why i just "argargargargargarg" 'ed like mr.crabs please someone anyone ive never done this in my life and its been years since ive seen anything spongebob someone help
No one can look up anything these days it pisses me off. It's always "wait who the fuck is mondrian" and "why are people boycotting tlou" YOU CAN LOOK IT UP. in the notes of the post you are reblogging even. Normalize not asking op things that are both easily searchable online and that she's already answered on top of that.
if you donate money to ao3 but refuse to bother with gazans' gfms you should be aware of the fact that you're a walking talking piece of shit
Context: i am on my twin sized bed. A pile of blankets to my left, myself in the middle, and my legs srawled to the right with my knee at the edge of the bed.
My cat: comes, sits in front of my knee, and yells at me.
Me: "Dude WHAT do you want?" I look over to see he is patiently waiting for me to move my leg as if hes never walked all over me before and he'll never (he will) do it again, so i move my leg.
My cat (his mames milo btw): walks over to my face, yells at me, turns around and sits down. He is now aprox. A foot and a half away from me with his back turned to me. And has the audacity to yell at me, again, except now he wants me to pet him.
Me: "okay, asshole." I pet him
Milo: HE WALKS AWAY FROM ME AND GOES AND LAYS UP AGAINST MY KNEE AND SULKS. And after about 20 minutes of laying and doing nothing he then walks all over my thigh, yells at me some more for pets, and then lays just barely within reach of me to pet him, and gets mad at me when i pet him in his favorite spot.
Is this what its like raising children?
Giants will never know the joy of handling rolly pollies :(
This HAS to be cap like what
I think all men and trans men should take a class about toxic masculinity and how to prevent doing/being it because even if you make fun of it and tell yourself your not gunna be toxically masculine, You Just Might Catch Yourself Doing It. (From personal experience. Unlearning is hard)
getting really into journaling is so fucked because you will fr end up with pages like "dear diary, it's fucken wimdy today!!!!! also I might be a talentless hack with no real creative drive or discipline to speak of. xoxo ✨"
I fucking hate that the general response to RFK Jr's eugenist take on autistic people is "autistic people do pay taxes, autistic people do work, autistic people do date!"
Some autistic people don't and that shouldn't make them less worthy of life. Some autistic people do need constant help and support and that shouldn't make them less worthy of life.
Once again we're falling in the right wing trap of :
They make a hateful, fascist statement
Instead of focusing on the fact that it is hateful and fascist we try to show them that they are factually wrong
We throw our own allies and the most vulnerable of us under the bus in the process
We legitimise an only slightly less hateful, fascist view as we go
They have completed their goal of making us accept the still hateful, fascist second version, hurrah. What a victory.
Right now what we're getting to with that is that autistic people who can work and pay taxes are okay, and the others aren't. Fuck this shit.
Same thing happens with the people who are being deported ("they have a visa!", "they didn't even have a criminal record!" -> even if they didn't have a visa, even if they did have a criminal record, deporting them and detaining them in what's essentially a concentration camp wouldn't be okay, you absolute tools of fascism.)