WHY DID THAT MAKE ME SCREM-

I hate the " testing people who say they listen to everything" trend. I don't even know if its around anymore because it keeps appearing on my fyp but nobody talks about it anymore

Oh to be handsome young boy in the 1920s, raised by only a mother as my father has been in the Navy, far from home, for most of my life, with dirt on my face, blood on my knees, and bandages on my arms chasing after the young neighborhood kids and pretending not to notice the other boy around my age sneaking breaks from helping his father build a dog house to watch me.

He really was, I brought this up a few days ago with my friends

Larry the waiter did not deserve to be boiled in curry, he was best boy.

That is all

The world is quiet here

THANK YOU FISH

through sheer force of will I'm having an excellent day today

Why does she act like my mom- like is this what she does when she "goes to work"

mother fish... I ate thirty vegan mini-marshmellows in under a minute... am I going to be okay?

hello,

it is very kind if you to think of me as a motherly figure, as a trans woman that makes me feel not only validated but also makes me feel genuinely seen as a helpful and calming presence

which is why I'm very sorry to report that You are not going to be okay and I am so sorry. you are not long for this world, when you eat 30 marshmallows back to back you explode. 25 is already enough to combust an average sized elephant. I am very sorry

That's not nice >:(

sends my mind beams at you. (pos)

They look nice >:(

Deadly Snakes

Sorry, extra anger was added and I needed to reblog again, I'll just repeat myself with more anger: Forget tax the rich, advertise at the rich, at least they have the money to buy it (tax them too, multitrillionaire undeserving, arrogant, ignorant, my little cousins are looking over my shoulder and I will not say the word I am thinking-)

I don't like being advertised at

because I actually have Dino nuggies and were having that instead

can I please get some chicken tenders and uhmgmm. french fries. and also , as much spicy ranch as you're allowed to give me

Your prettyx100

people should tell me I'm pretty at least 100 times a day I think