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why is

Banana Bread

spelt in blue and not orange

also yes

does anyone on this site enjoy Banana Bread?

It's okay I just need it by Friday

I'm sorry, I need to borrow one of your lungs.

*borrows one of your lungs*

I'll give it back in a little bit. I think I already apologized but just in case I didn't I'm sorry

Nuh uh I'm Thursday (nobody remembers anything about me but there's always something to look forward to)

you're cute and it's tuesday

you're cute and it's Wednesday

you're cute and it's tuesday

where tf do you live

you're cute and it's tuesday

🚨 Please, do not ignore this danger‼️

⏹️ Hi friend, I hope you are well..

🔹My name is Siraj, a journalist from Gaza - Palestine.

🔹I tell you that I returned with my family to northern Gaza after a year and a half of oppression and displacement. It is a joy mixed with pain, the joy of returning to the neighborhood in which we grew up, and the pain at the scene of destruction and the loss of loved ones.

🔹We now live in a tent next to our destroyed house. The situation is catastrophic and very dangerous. The infrastructure is completely destroyed.

🔹The urgent need now is to provide tanks to create a toilet.

📍Please donate and reblog as much as possible.

🔗 The campaign is documented by Nabulsi No. 219 in Hussein's documents.

https://chuffed.org/project/121006-save-sirajs-family-from-the-threat-of-the-gaza-genocide-war

Can't donate but happy to answer, I hope you and your friends/family get the help you deserve.

Please Do not ignore my message and do not hesitate to donate to save my children. I am sorry to bother you. Please donate the least little that may help save my children from death. Donate even $10 or $15. 😭😭😭😭🙏😭🙏😭

Seeing these asks make me so upset to not have money to donate. I wish so badly for someone to donate to you. I'll be praying for you. I'm sorry, I wish I had more

I have a very small voice here, but it's still usable and I'm just hoping someone can donate to this. They deserve it.

🌟 A Cry for Help: My Family’s Struggle to Survive in Gaza 🌟

Hello, my name is Areej Kassab. I’m a 27-year-old English teacher and writer from Gaza, and I’m reaching out to you with a heavy heart and a desperate plea for support. My family and I are enduring unimaginable hardships as relentless bombings devastate our home and our dreams.

We are a family of 15—10 adults and 5 children. Every day is a battle for survival. Food is scarce, humanitarian aid is not reaching us, and my little nieces and nephews go to bed hungry. Among them is my sister, who is deaf, and another sister who has a newborn baby. They, too, are suffering in this crisis, and I’m doing everything I can to protect and provide for them.

💔 A Life in Ruins The war has robbed us of everything: safety, peace, and even the hope of a future here. My family’s needs are basic yet critical—food, clean water, diapers for the babies, gas for cooking, and other essentials to make it through each day.

With rising prices and limited access to necessities, we are struggling to provide even the most basic items. My sister’s home has been destroyed, and we are working together to ensure everyone has shelter, food, and warmth.

✨ My Plea for Your Support ✨ I’m a writer, and I’ve been documenting the harsh realities faced by my community under siege. But words can only do so much. We need action, and we need help. Your kindness can save us.

🙏 How You Can Help

Donate: Every contribution, no matter how small, brings us closer to securing the essentials we desperately need.

Share Our Story: If you can’t donate, please share this post to help us reach others who can.

Your support will help provide food for the children, clean water for my family, and basic supplies to help us survive this unimaginable crisis.

gofundme.com

Donate to Emergency Evacuation for Areej's Family in Gaza, organized by Melissa Saul

My name is Melissa and I am supporting Areej to help her family surviv… Melissa Saul needs your support for Emergency Evacuation for Aree

Thank you for reading, for caring, and for standing in solidarity with us. Together, we can create a lifeline for my family—a chance to live, to dream, and to hope again.

With love and gratitude, Areej Kassab ❤️

I got an ask to reblog this, and I simply couldn't say no. I haven't done anything with my asks in a while but I was going through them, and I've never been more upset to not have $10

🚨 We Need Your Kindness to Survive 🚨

Hello, My name is Mosab, and I live in Gaza with my family. Life here has become harder than I ever imagined, and I’m writing this with hope in my heart that you might hear our story.

The ongoing war has devastated my family. We’ve lost 25 family members—each one a beloved part of our lives, taken too soon. I miss them deeply—their laughter, their presence, their love. Every day is a reminder of this unimaginable loss.

We are now facing daily challenges to survive—things that most people take for granted, like food, clean water, and a safe place to sleep. The harsh realities of life here have replaced our dreams with the constant fight for survival.

Our Current Situation:

💔 Lost Stability: The war has left us without work or a stable source of income.

📚 Dreams on Hold: Like so many here, my family’s dreams have been replaced by the need to simply survive.

😢 Unimaginable Loss: Losing 25 loved ones has left a void that can never be filled.

How You Can Help:

I’m sharing our story with the hope that someone out there might care. Even $10 can make a big difference for us, and if you’re unable to donate, just reblogging this post can help spread the word.

Your kindness, no matter how small, is something we’ll never forget.

What This Means to Us:

Your support is not about changing our entire situation—it’s about giving us a little relief, a little hope, and a way to keep going. We are not asking for much, and we understand if you can’t donate. Sharing our story is just as valuable to us as a donation.

Thank you for reading this far. It means the world to us to know that someone is listening. Your kindness gives us strength and helps us believe in a better tomorrow.

With all our gratitude,

Mosab and Family ❤️

Chuffed

Donate to Help Mosab saving who's left of his family

My name is Mosab Elderawi, and I am a survivor of the war in Gaza. Life as I knew it has been completely destroyed. I have lost my home, my

isn't all food a temporary solution

If you have not eaten anything today I have infused this text post with vitamins and minerals. you may lick this post for nutrients as a temporary solution but as soon as you can please eat something

I'm not gay guys look the stuff I do isn't rainbow

yeah it's chill

can i please post my Cars (2006) meme

No don't do that

ANGRY !!!!!!!!!!!!

I didn't have sour cream so I just used French onion dip

I've learned how to make ranch dressing. this is what it feels like to be unstoppable. this is how it feels to be powerful

Thanks realalphasbechanginggenders, thanks Goldie, I'll try and love my hooves.

ur hooves look nice today

yours look better, I wish I had your hooves

ur hooves look nice today

where can I buy

merch idea for transfems and transmascs

that's actually evil

DnD campaign idea, the game takes place in an office setting and this is their first encounter. (it's a mimic)

Oh to be handsome young boy in the 1920s, raised by only a mother as my father has been in the Navy, far from home, for most of my life, with dirt on my face, blood on my knees, and bandages on my arms chasing after the young neighborhood kids and pretending not to notice the other boy around my age sneaking breaks from helping his father build a dog house to watch me.

Oh to be handsome young boy in the 1920s, raised by only a mother as my father has been in the Navy, far from home, for most of my life, with dirt on my face, blood on my knees, and bandages on my arms chasing after the young neighborhood kids and pretending not to notice the other boy around my age sneaking breaks from helping his father build a dog house to watch me.

no need to brag 😔

I love santa he's easily in my top five

Santa gave me coal one year he's not in my top five anymore

I love santa he's easily in my top five

You have something that I want

I'm girl

Honestly this helped, my back was hurting so bad

comfort check

if you're sitting in a chair or laying in a bed this is a reminder to get comfy. sometimes when I sit in the chair I just sit in it but I don't really get comfy. I think this is a niche thing to remind people about but being comfy is really nice

They look nice >:(

Deadly Snakes

which project

hey can you do me a favor and start that project that you wanted to work on please I am begging you to do the first step

literally only the first step

you only have to do the first step

PLEASE PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU SO MUCH

like if it's an art project open your art software or gather materials

If it requires reaching out to someone just send that email or whatever

If it's writing please make an outline

etc etc you know what the project is please start it please PLEASE

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PLEASE

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Gormit should've made you leave the key

at first gromit afraid

gromit petrified

Make a furry fish. It helps.

I keep getting gender envy from furry women

I'll take all the oil so the other posts don't have to

IM DUMPING CRUDE OIL ON THE POST BELOW THIS

guy who's heard of water: Should we tell them?

guy who has never heard of water:

you're telling me they invented a beverage that makes you feel good when you drink it? sign me up