No Need To Brag 😔

I swear to god I downloaded tumblr again like week ago tf

"Oh showers in the dark are so sensory/I don't hav to look at my body" DO YOU NOT GET SCARED A DEMON IS GONNA FIND YOU????

Why is this actually so wholesome

I'm about to go to sleep, but guys, halloween is tomorrow. it's tomorrow. maybe today if your time zone is different than mine.

or maybe it already happened because you might be reading this a few days in the future

or maybe you're seeing this one year in the future, and you have no idea I'm talking about a past halloween that already happened

or maybe it's christmas day, because somebody rebloged this on christmas for no reason

it might also just be November, just an insignificant day in November. statistically speaking it's a 1/12 chance You're reading this in November

I'm so excited for halloween christmas and november, I honestly like all three

He really was, I brought this up a few days ago with my friends

Larry the waiter did not deserve to be boiled in curry, he was best boy.

That is all

The world is quiet here

man to be directly called pretty by fish

if you have not drank any water yet today, this is your daily reminder that you are so cute. You're so pretty. Don't let anyone let you think you aren't beautiful. keep sparkling on, superstar

Gormit should've made you leave the key

at first gromit afraid

gromit petrified

guy who's heard of water: Should we tell them?

guy who has never heard of water:

you're telling me they invented a beverage that makes you feel good when you drink it? sign me up

why must you hurt me

Tony, a professor after the snap, who really enjoys sneaking mentions of avengers inside jokes into his lectures, knowing damn well none of his students will notice because they don’t know the team.

Peter parker, post-spell. enrolling in tony’s class out of a sheer need for a familiar face. and finding out just how much tony actually cares for his teammates as he weaves inside jokes and mentions of them into his lectures. Tony doesn’t know peter. Tony doesn’t know peter notices. But peter does, and it stings that tony never once mentions him in the lectures

Virus*

had a nightmare last night where I made a typo on a tumblr post

Can someone make a mlm version? I need it for reasons-

goldfish yuri❤️