Banana Bread

I deeply imagine him and Jacques smoking together, but Jacques stopped (likely) and Lemony didn't.

The one detail in Penultimate Peril that I will never, ever get over is that Lemony Snicket smokes. He shows up and offers to take away the Baudelaires, and he's smoking a cigarette.

All through the series, fire is the ultimate Bad Thing. The good guys are firefighters and the bad guys are firestarters. Arson is the worst crime. And the Baudelaires' descent into moral ambiguity is shown through them starting multiple fires.

Lemony Snicket might as well be the poster boy for VFD. He was raised in it since infancy. He lost Beatrice because of the consequences of being a volunteer. He has been on the lam for at least fifteen years because of his dedication to it. He lost both of his siblings to it. There are plenty of people in the series who question VFD and its motives, but for all it's done to hurt him, Snicket is very loyal. He does point out some flaws, but not as many as you'd expect.

And yet Lemony smokes. Lemony starts fires every day to feed his own addiction. He carries a lighter or matches with him at all times, just like the villains do. He regularly engages in a massive fire hazard. He says himself that a man who smokes cigarettes is somewhere in between wicked and noble. I want to know how someone so deep in VFD even started smoking.

I think the one thing I am the saltiest about Netflix not including is that. Truly Lemony being a smoker is everything to me.

Gormit should've made you leave the key

at first gromit afraid

gromit petrified

Can they be friends with these snakes too? I promise they don't bite.

i saw 2 bunnies hanging out last night

this is big

I'm not gay guys look the stuff I do isn't rainbow

No don't do that

ANGRY !!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh to be handsome young boy in the 1920s, raised by only a mother as my father has been in the Navy, far from home, for most of my life, with dirt on my face, blood on my knees, and bandages on my arms chasing after the young neighborhood kids and pretending not to notice the other boy around my age sneaking breaks from helping his father build a dog house to watch me.

You have something that I want

I'm girl

Just a lil toasty it's fine

I’M A LITTLE BIT AFRAID TO PUT MY HAND IN THE OVEN EVEN WITH A OVEN MITT ON! IT’S VERY WARM IN THERE! LOL

I actually quite like potatoes let's just do it 🤷‍♂️

But who's gonna give Fish head pats? She deserves them.

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