Just A Lil Toasty It's Fine

I'm not Christian but honestly the original Bible slaps so hard

THANK YOU FISH

through sheer force of will I'm having an excellent day today

why light mode you monster

may i please have a doctor pepper , p lease

that's actually evil

DnD campaign idea, the game takes place in an office setting and this is their first encounter. (it's a mimic)

Tres urber? 🍔🍔🍔

dink 🥤

Gormit should've made you leave the key

at first gromit afraid

gromit petrified

When I woke up at exactly 3:01am I genuinely thought I didn't turn it my social studies assignment

1,000,000,000,001 is divisible by twelve. Wank off.

100,000,001 is divisible by 17. Fuck you.

Please Do not ignore my message and do not hesitate to donate to save my children. I am sorry to bother you. Please donate the least little that may help save my children from death. Donate even $10 or $15. 😭😭😭😭🙏😭🙏😭

Seeing these asks make me so upset to not have money to donate. I wish so badly for someone to donate to you. I'll be praying for you. I'm sorry, I wish I had more

I mean people still do that they just work in the government or are in prison

one thing ancient civilizations got right was doing a fuckload of drugs and having visions. we need to bring that back