Saving This For Later

It's okay I just need it by Friday

I'm sorry, I need to borrow one of your lungs.

*borrows one of your lungs*

I'll give it back in a little bit. I think I already apologized but just in case I didn't I'm sorry

I swear to god I downloaded tumblr again like week ago tf

When I woke up at exactly 3:01am I genuinely thought I didn't turn it my social studies assignment

sometimes I use words and I don't actually know if they exist but then find out that it's like old english and I sounded smart

Queer person agenda.

Trivia- Henchperson of Indeterminate Gender

Their Gender has never been confirmed.

They are potentially transgender.

It is their opinion that asparagus is tastier than corn.

Klaus finds them the scariest.

I remember watching bipper content. Not because I liked the ship but because it was weird and kept me satisfied. Now I look at billford content because it's funny af.

i am so, so glad that we as a society seem to have moved on from bipper to billford

Honestly this helped, my back was hurting so bad

comfort check

if you're sitting in a chair or laying in a bed this is a reminder to get comfy. sometimes when I sit in the chair I just sit in it but I don't really get comfy. I think this is a niche thing to remind people about but being comfy is really nice

I'm crying why would you do this.

hey you reading this, you are gorgeous. I'm gonna need you to drink some water though. just because you're so gorgeous doesn't mean you can skip out on drinking water

man to be directly called pretty by fish

if you have not drank any water yet today, this is your daily reminder that you are so cute. You're so pretty. Don't let anyone let you think you aren't beautiful. keep sparkling on, superstar

You have something that I want

I'm girl