So much has happening the first episode of puppet history, can’t wait for the rest
i saw a tiktok video of jfk and magneto to Velvet Rings by big thief and i find the idea that erik had an affair with fucking John Fitzgerald Kennedy so god damn funny, it’s even funnier he’s erik fucking rebound from charles
Cadet White *sensing the chemistry between Jack & David and realizing he'd only be a third wheel*:
fluffy pigeon
Mom asked me what woke means, she'd heard some politician use it. I explained it as being aware that some groups in society have less advantages than others. She proclaimed herself to be proudly woke.
Heyy, I've never done one of these asks before so do tell me if this is too forward💞.
I've noticed that you like Lt Havers. Do you have favourite HCs for him? My favourite is he's trans :)). Do you have any thoughts on this HC too?🥺
(Ignore this if you don't want to answer💞)
i absolutely dont mind, im obsessed with lieutenant havers and i can and i will talk about him forever
i have a ton of very little headcanons about him that like... don't matter at all. for example i think his favorite season is summer, his favorite color is green, and his birthday is february 14th (because that would be very cute.) i also just feel like he knows how to play the piano
heres some more canon related headcanons. lol.
i think that havers was in love with the captain as well, but unlike the captain he actually realized that he was in love with cap, but didn't say anything just because of. yknow. it being the 40s.
i also think his name was william. which a lot of people do and a lot of people forget its not canon! his name is even listed as william on his wiki page. but we all have to remember that it technically isnt canonical (even though i definitely believe the letter that said william was a love letter intended for havers. but, alas, not canon.)
i also think he's gay. ive seen quite a few interpretations that he's bi which are obviously valid but i dont personally get that vibe from him
for the trans headcanon. godspeed soldier. people who give characters trans headcanons are stronger than any marine
I drew the Captain again a couple of times but I haven't posted them on Tumblr yet! Here is a small one
what are some of your favourite underrated lines or jokes in the show? for me it's:
- robin's reaction to mike starting the fire in the christmas special ("sorry- still gets me!")
- captain: nonsense, i laugh all the time. just yesterday, fanny and i were in stitches whilst recalling the satirical skewering of socio-political institutions in the mikado.
- obi: this sweater is my sistine chapel roof!
mike: ceiling.
obi: is it? good. because i googled the roof, and i weren't blown away!
- humphrey: if you would've told me four hundred years ago that my decapitated body would be having an affair with a sixty dead woman, i would've said you were mad.
pat: and that would've been fair enough.
- captain: now hang on a moment! this is a time honoured ritual that means a great deal to robin, and frankly, i think he deserves a little respect!
robin: yes, moonah is-
captain: shut up, robin!
This is so cute 😭🥹
im back with the tony hatred so let’s review all the ways he’s been an asshole to literally EVERY avenger, in chronological order:
his missiles killed wanda’s parents (and countless other parents but apparently filial revenge is only justified for himself)
treated nat like shit in im2
joked about taking over thor’s home & forcing the women to sleep with him (AoU tony they could never make me like you)
strong-armed bruce into helping him build a murderous A.I.
his robots killed wanda’s brother
forced the rest of the team to take responsibility for the repercussions of HIS A.I.
hey remember how he forced bruce to help him build a murderbot? now he’s gonna be friends with ross, the guy who wanted to turn bruce into a U.S. government weapon!
had steve & sam arrested for breaking a law that tony himself proceeded to break the next day
ordered vision to shoot sam out of the sky and then shot him in the chest at point-blank range
snitched to ross about clint’s family (he was explicitly told not to involve them)
ghosted half the team for THREE YEARS and then yelled at steve for not following him into literal space at the drop of a hat
and that’s not even counting the manipulative behavior towards peter & straight-up refusal to acknowledge his father’s role in bucky’s torture. oh also since sokovia was his fault, everything that zemo did in civil war was ALSO his fault! t’challa & bucky deserved to absolutely kick his loser ass for all the pain his actions caused them!
Pats all of them 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
He/they, i occasionally will post art, i passionately hate seagulls
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