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Cody: Ugh.

Obi-Wan: What???

Cody: I swear to god, if you ask Boga if she ‘wants to go walkies’ in that high pitched tone that gets her all excited, one more time-

Obi-Wan: Sometimes we have to get them excited for the walkies!

Cody: She’s a twenty-six foot lizard! She spun in a circle and threw me into a wall! She’s gonna step on the wrong Jedi master one day and kill them!

Obi-Wan: Oh you’re being dramatic.

Cody: What if she steps on Master Yaddle and initiate Grogu one day, huh??? Are they gonna survive her big paws??

Obi-Wan: I notice how you left Grandmaster out of that scenario.

Cody: He made me drink swamp water last week and told me it was tea! I won’t cry at his funeral and now I’m determined to outlive him!

Obi-Wan: Babe. It’s traditional for the lineage. Normally he gets us with it when we’re still tiny, but it provides very important bacteria for gut health. I used to be intolerant to most Mandalorian seed spices before he gave it to me.

Cody: …so he wasn’t just torturing his new bu’ad-in-law?

Obi-Wan: Two things can be possible.

Truly the funniest thing about puppet history is that it’s still educational. I DID learn what defenestration is! I learned all about Bessie Coleman and Victorian medicine and the Trung sisters! I also watched a grown man passionately fist fight a puppet being worn by his friend. It’s about balance.

do you think that after the rako hardeen mission obi-wan went to see his battalion and just. walked right onto the bridge of the negotiator and some clone goes "general on deck" and they all stand at attention because that's what you do when your commanding officer joins you on the bridge but none of them realize just which specific general walked right in until someone gasps and they slowly, one after the other, realize who that is and it can't be he's dead yet none of them fall out of stance despite the shock because they're all good men and haven't been dismissed yet, except cody, the most collected and loyal and best of them all, who goes pale and staggers back a few steps and then doesn't breathe until obi-wan softly says "at ease" with his eyes trained on cody and then high general kenobi has a shaking bundle of marshal commander in his arms and excuse the rambling but i think about this a lot

new captain name theory

HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy

they did NOT have to have that scene with the fucking muppet meteor stopping to look at the earth and seeing it in all it's chaotic and simultaneously symphonic beauty after flying through empty space for millions of years and the montage of everything the earth has to offer was simply too much!!! i was already crying why do i feel bad for a fucking ROCK that KILLS EVERYTHING

we just kinda make shit up

This is a genuine question because of the amount of Capvers content: Where are y’all getting the fuel from? He appeared for like five minutes, he spoke like two lines, where’d you get the personality from?

what are some of your favourite underrated lines or jokes in the show? for me it's:

- robin's reaction to mike starting the fire in the christmas special ("sorry- still gets me!")

- captain: nonsense, i laugh all the time. just yesterday, fanny and i were in stitches whilst recalling the satirical skewering of socio-political institutions in the mikado.

- obi: this sweater is my sistine chapel roof!

mike: ceiling.

obi: is it? good. because i googled the roof, and i weren't blown away!

- humphrey: if you would've told me four hundred years ago that my decapitated body would be having an affair with a sixty dead woman, i would've said you were mad.

pat: and that would've been fair enough.

- captain: now hang on a moment! this is a time honoured ritual that means a great deal to robin, and frankly, i think he deserves a little respect!

robin: yes, moonah is-

captain: shut up, robin!

rb if you're going to fight Filoni if Cody dies

Last timeloop I gave you my heart....