Ash-short-for-trash - Ash

Reasons why headcanoning havers as a German spy is bad

-number 1: we have little to no information on him, so whilst sexuality and gender headcanons are fine, it has pretty much no basis apart from “oh he left the captain” which could have been because he was in love with the captain.

-number 2: that implies that he condones the gen0cide of millions of people, a reminder that a german spy is a n@zi. How the actual fuck is headcanoning someone as a literal n@zi not inherently problematic?!

-number 3: the captain would have had to approve havers’ transfer, it’s how the army worked back then and still works now, say we didnt have the knowledge that he never suspected any of his unit, would he let havers go if he was suspicious of him? No, of course not, from the little we know about the captain he wouldn’t risk his country like that.

-number 4: if your reason is for the angsty edits you can make, DO YOU FUCKING KNOW HOW INSENSITIVE THAT IS? People fucking died. Millions of Jews and Romani people were murdered. It was a gen0cide. That reason for the headcanon is called romanticising it. Romanticise school, not gen0cide.

-number 5: even if his last name has german origins, it is also a British last name. Additionally it would make more sense for a potential spy to be a private or other lower rank.

-number 6: the captain is the only gay character that is confirmed. That would be extremely tragic especially since it would likely bring a new wave of fans there for that arc of the story (this was inspired by a tiktok)

Also, why is this so normalised in the bbc ghosts fandom?

Pro sports would be way more interesting if the athletes had to actually be from the area their team represents

Havers survived the war. And obviously Captain did, too. And so they are both heading to Button House for clearing stuff up, etc. So Captain is already there and Havers is on his way.

But again, Captain's heart. It hurts again.

He's so excited to see Havers again, though. But he's starting to feel unwell, so he collapses onto a chair. Then Havers walks in.

They smile at each other, can't believe they are seeing each other again. Then William's face changes as he looks worriedly at the Captain, whose own face contorts in pain.

'Captain! Teddy!'

Havers runs over to hold the Captain's arm, terrified as he watches him struggle to catch a breath.

'William... You're here...'

Havers slowly lowers Captain onto the floor, gently cradling his head.

'You're alright, Teddy, it's okay'

'William... Oughh!' The Captain is clutching his chest.

'Will, I'm afraid.... 'm afraid I might be... leaving... you...'

'Teddy, no, you'll be okay, just stay with me...'

'I'm sorry... I love you, always have. I'm, aghh, I'm sorry I didn't stop you from leaving. I'm sorry I didn't go with you...

'Teddy, I love you so' Havers heaved a sob. 'I'm so sorry I left you. Please don't go now, please'

Havers cradled the Captain to his chest, whispering words of love and promises, made far too late.

Around them stood a group of people, faces thoughtful and solemn. All too familiar with loss, but ready to help another one of their own.

Petition to get the Cap and maybe Julian some of those little plastic army men because I think they deserve to have little army wars. Let them do tiny army guy role play as a treat

Hey brother Do you still believe in one another? Hey sister Do you still believe in love I wonder? Oh, if the sky comes falling down, for you There’s nothing in this world I wouldn’t do

(more star wars angst hours in lyric comic form, thanks for tuning in) 

(song: “hey brother” by avicii) 

they did NOT have to have that scene with the fucking muppet meteor stopping to look at the earth and seeing it in all it's chaotic and simultaneously symphonic beauty after flying through empty space for millions of years and the montage of everything the earth has to offer was simply too much!!! i was already crying why do i feel bad for a fucking ROCK that KILLS EVERYTHING

whenever obi-wan does something cody approves of he rewards him with a meaningless trivia factoid.

Pats all of them 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

GAY SPORT MAP GAY SPORT MAP GAY SPORT MAP GAY SPORT MAP GAY SPORT MAP!!!!!

(Big thanks to @jovienna and @daytonasand for helping me create this!)

my autopsy results came back negative There was nothing in there