Feel Like I’m Reading Inhumans Vs Xmen Just To Make Myself Furious But I Cannot Believe That This Inhuman

If Obi-Wan had a nickel for every time he killed a Sith and left them for dead but they never actually died, he’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice right?

what are some of your favourite underrated lines or jokes in the show? for me it's:

- robin's reaction to mike starting the fire in the christmas special ("sorry- still gets me!")

- captain: nonsense, i laugh all the time. just yesterday, fanny and i were in stitches whilst recalling the satirical skewering of socio-political institutions in the mikado.

- obi: this sweater is my sistine chapel roof!

mike: ceiling.

obi: is it? good. because i googled the roof, and i weren't blown away!

- humphrey: if you would've told me four hundred years ago that my decapitated body would be having an affair with a sixty dead woman, i would've said you were mad.

pat: and that would've been fair enough.

- captain: now hang on a moment! this is a time honoured ritual that means a great deal to robin, and frankly, i think he deserves a little respect!

robin: yes, moonah is-

captain: shut up, robin!

Truly the funniest thing about puppet history is that it’s still educational. I DID learn what defenestration is! I learned all about Bessie Coleman and Victorian medicine and the Trung sisters! I also watched a grown man passionately fist fight a puppet being worn by his friend. It’s about balance.

This might be my favorite submission so far

Dustin sees Steve in Eddie's Hellfire shirt and because homosexuality simply does not occur to him he goes through about 40 mental gymnastics routines to explain why Steve has a Hellfire shirt

In response : Warning, lots of facts.

The Accords were most definitely created to take away rights. I don’t know how whether or not someone is American has anything to do with their view point. How is the removal of due process not an infringement or the removal of basic human rights? So because they were made by the UN, they’re safe? Didn’t the government try to nuke New York? Weren’t they the same ones with Hydra running around inside? The minute you start targeting a specific group of people, it’s a problem.

Let me just break down the Accords real quick:

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Petition for Watcher to put the Puppet History songs in Spotify, cause I would listen to the meteor song on repeat 24/7 until I die

we just kinda make shit up

This is a genuine question because of the amount of Capvers content: Where are y’all getting the fuel from? He appeared for like five minutes, he spoke like two lines, where’d you get the personality from?

Hey brother Do you still believe in one another? Hey sister Do you still believe in love I wonder? Oh, if the sky comes falling down, for you There’s nothing in this world I wouldn’t do

(more star wars angst hours in lyric comic form, thanks for tuning in) 

(song: “hey brother” by avicii)