Asimpwithnotits - Thoughts And Rants

Anormalpersonwithbigtits? (A normal person with big tits)

I was dizzy for all of the morning I woke up because my Dumbass forgot TO DRINK WATER FOR 2 FYCKING DAYS. I was like 'Why can't i walk straight?' or 'what the fuck is going on?' and I just went to a party, Literally nothing but Cola and Sprite and LITERALLY LESS THEN A HALF OF CUP OF WATER. this is your daily Reminder to not be a dumbass like me and go drink water. I don't care where it is. Take a Fucking drink.

Objectified

Objectified.

The person I reblogged this from is someone I enjoy seeing on my dashboard.

Rob, I need you to listen to me. You need to run. You NEED TO ESCAPE.

Y'all I just ate Sour cream with my FUCKING BAGEL. MY DUMBASS DIDN'T READ THE LABEL AND ONLY REALISED WHEN A NICE OLD LUNCH LADY GAVE ME IT-

HOLY SHIT, TWITTER AND TUMBLR HAVE LORE????? WTF????

i lowkey ship tumblr ♠ twitter now

Inktober, day one!!! Backpack!! (Liam!!!) I finished the show 2 days ago and this stupid gay Backpack is my Hyper fixation :3 sorry if the quality is bad, I have shaky hands and also just a bad phone camera :'3

Good morning kings let's push this boulder

good morning kings let’s push this boulder

Creams all over your account

Wha- *dies of cream*