“Why Do You Beat Yourself Up So Much Over Little Mistakes?”

Growing up with your starters

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Is it hard to be so cold? Eh? Ice puns!

Lance: I'm not actually sure, I don't really feel cold.... So the cold never bothers me

????: I will burn this maintain and it's snow to the ground.... And the so called king.

Blood: What kind of king are you supposed to be, if i may ask?

Lance: I'm the king of this mountain, I rule over the snow and the pokemon that live on this mountain.

*a Flareon walks through the snowy mountain mumbling angrily and shaking from his cold.* ???: I.... I'm going to kill him when I find him...."

*Flareon available for questions*

Ohhh my God, the current VA for Foghorn Leghorn actually dubbed it.

Isn't a God greater than a king Lance?

Lance: *scoffs* some pokèmon might say a god is greater but they're wrong! If I met one of the gods I would make them bow before me!

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