Isn't A God Greater Than A King Lance?

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King Lance, do you have plans for your people? For your lands, here, and foreign?

Farms to grow, maybe? Roads to build and towers that would touch the sky? Maybe a temple or few?

I’d love to hear about your plans for the future.

Signed, sincerely, your loyal subject 💙

Lance: hm, I plan to protect my subjects from anything dangerous, as for farms, I'm not sure plants could survive the cold temperature here, I plan to have some kind of road made to other towns. as for towers, I don't have any plans for towers and maybe a temple for those who believe in Arceus

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Hey, Lance? What happened between you and Pepper?

Lance:..... I'd rather not get into that right now..... All I can say is I left for my own safety.

I laugh and continue to kiss her on the neck, one of my hands reaching down and grabbing her bottom

Pepper wagged her tail: oh, you seem really friendly, I'm guessing you like Flareons~

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