Yakko Warner Meets Invader Zim

What did Lance do that was so bad that you want to kill him?

Pepper: he left me..... He promised he wouldn't and he left!

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

My liege. We've arrived with tribute from the outside world.

Thirty-two boxes of dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets.

Does this please you?

(Lance's ears perk up and he sits up to keep his tail from wagging) lance: it pleases me a great amount, thank you subject.

lance, how about you hide somewhere?

Lance: I'm currently running, trying to get far away from that psycho!

Lance, what makes you so sure you're a king, hmm?

Lance: simple, when I was an eevee my mother and father would always say I was destined for greatness. What's greater than being a king? Exactly, nothing.

I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

*lance was lying down after eating two boxes of chicken nuggets. He let out a yawn and stretches.* "....... I'm so bored!" He screamed out to the sky before starting to walk in circles "my other servants should have been here by now.....at least my jester should have been here..... " He sighed before smirking "it's been a long while since I've had a good fight, I'm allowing anyone to pick a fight with me." He said"I'm welcoming all challenges!"

Art Car with singing fish and lobster