*lance Was Lying Down After Eating Two Boxes Of Chicken Nuggets. He Let Out A Yawn And Stretches.* ".......
*lance was lying down after eating two boxes of chicken nuggets. He let out a yawn and stretches.* "....... I'm so bored!" He screamed out to the sky before starting to walk in circles "my other servants should have been here by now.....at least my jester should have been here..... " He sighed before smirking "it's been a long while since I've had a good fight, I'm allowing anyone to pick a fight with me." He said"I'm welcoming all challenges!"
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(at hearing that pepper growls) pepper: Arceus dang it, now I need to hurry! Thank you for telling me! (She start running)
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a text based ask blog for a glacion with a inflated ego and believes himself to be a king.
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