To The Flareon: How Do You Know Lance? Did He Make You Mad One Day?

To the Flareon: How do you know Lance? Did he make you mad one day?

???: ...... he's my mate. Well he was until he just left me one day. I've been hunting him down since.... I'm going to kill him.

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4 years ago

not at all friendly reminder for transphobes to fuck off! just unfollow and block me, I don’t want to interact with you.

this includes people who support transphobes or think it’s ok to be transphobic cause it’s a “differing opinion” or cause of religious reasons! I hate that this even has to be said because that is very clearly transphobia, yet people love to insist it isn’t.

if you are transphobic, you are not welcome here. leave.

2 years ago

Yo Flareon, why do you want to kill Lance?

*the Flareon flinched looking around* Flareon: great, I'm hearing voices..... I'm not actually going to kill him, mostly beat him unconscious. And the reason if for him hiding in the mountains, it's fücking freezing!


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6 months ago
YOU Hate Christopher Columbus.
YOU Hate Christopher Columbus.

YOU hate Christopher Columbus.

2 months ago
YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS
YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS
YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS
YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

4 years ago

A boy in a winter jacket was watching lance as he started walking around. "I'm going to catch that glaceon..... I always wanted one." The boy smirked

Lance yawns. "Huh, I feel like someone was watching me...."

(Blog start.)


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8 months ago

Sometimes the technology conspires against me to make me sound crazy in my text messages.

Sometimes The Technology Conspires Against Me To Make Me Sound Crazy In My Text Messages.
2 years ago

hey lance. do you think that rockruff could work for you?

*Lance nods*: I shall try. (He walked over to the rockruff glaring at him." Hello young one, how would you like to serve under a king?

???: How would you like to have your ear ripped off!? (The rockruff growls)


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