To the Flareon: How do you know Lance? Did he make you mad one day?
???: ...... he's my mate. Well he was until he just left me one day. I've been hunting him down since.... I'm going to kill him.
not at all friendly reminder for transphobes to fuck off! just unfollow and block me, I don’t want to interact with you.
this includes people who support transphobes or think it’s ok to be transphobic cause it’s a “differing opinion” or cause of religious reasons! I hate that this even has to be said because that is very clearly transphobia, yet people love to insist it isn’t.
if you are transphobic, you are not welcome here. leave.
Yo Flareon, why do you want to kill Lance?
*the Flareon flinched looking around* Flareon: great, I'm hearing voices..... I'm not actually going to kill him, mostly beat him unconscious. And the reason if for him hiding in the mountains, it's fücking freezing!
YOU hate Christopher Columbus.
YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS
A boy in a winter jacket was watching lance as he started walking around. "I'm going to catch that glaceon..... I always wanted one." The boy smirked
Lance yawns. "Huh, I feel like someone was watching me...."
(Blog start.)
Sometimes the technology conspires against me to make me sound crazy in my text messages.
hey lance. do you think that rockruff could work for you?
*Lance nods*: I shall try. (He walked over to the rockruff glaring at him." Hello young one, how would you like to serve under a king?
???: How would you like to have your ear ripped off!? (The rockruff growls)
a text based ask blog for a glacion with a inflated ego and believes himself to be a king.
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