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"At the end of the day, you're just - a person. That's okay."

Thanks, sometimes being a human a full time burden.


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Viggo: That's no use. Eret can easily become a drama queen when he's scared. Now he's scrubbing away the 'rash' with a dish soap.

What breed of dogs and cats yall like more? I like brazilian mastiffs and sphynx cats :DD

Eret: Phew, cats......

Dagur: What's your issue with cats?

Eret: Just not a fan of animal that keeps its fur everywhere and barfs out its own hairballs.

Dagur: So, if Viggo got to babysit a cat today....

Eret: I'd look for a new place.

Viggo:.......... Really?

Eret: Ye-Achoo-yeah. Why?

Viggo: You're allergic to cats?

Eret: Maybe. Why?

Dagur:.......

Viggo:......

Eret: There's a cat in this apartment, isn't it?

Viggo: A hairless cat though she does have a few hair spots.

Dagur *Holds out a cat* Her name is Freckles! She's so sweet kitten from Viggo's cousin Lars!

Eret: Are you fuck-Achoo!-cking kidding me!?

Viggo: We'll talk about it later, now to answer the anon finally. Apologies anon. Your cat breeds are very fine. I myself admire Sphinx cats the most but I also really like Caracal cats.

Dagur: I really like Bobtail and Maine cats. I don't like siamese though, they're scary.

Eret: Keep that-Choo!-gross-Ah-wrinkly-Aah-sack of bones awa-Aachoo!!!!

Dagur: Come on Ret! She likes you!

Eret: You're right. I don't want to see it everywhere.....

October Prompts - Eret - Nightmare

October Prompts - Eret - Nightmare

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He doesn't mean to see it, doesn't want to feel the shadow of that nightmare creeping behind every kind face on Berk. These people aren't going to hurt him. But Eret will always remember the feel of hot iron burning into his flesh.


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Dagur: We look so cool! Like Superheroes! Thank you!!

Dagur: Could I request me as Common Hoopoe and Mala as Blue Jay please? Sadly I don't know much about these birds, only when I see the grace of the Blue Jay and punky feather hairdo of the Hoopoe-*hehe silly name*- I think of me my and my love.

Dagur: Could I Request Me As Common Hoopoe And Mala As Blue Jay Please? Sadly I Don't Know Much About
Dagur: Could I Request Me As Common Hoopoe And Mala As Blue Jay Please? Sadly I Don't Know Much About
Dagur: Could I Request Me As Common Hoopoe And Mala As Blue Jay Please? Sadly I Don't Know Much About

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10 months ago

Eret, tell me what you’ve been doing for the past time as Drago’s basically slave. What did u do in your free time if u got any??

Eret: Oh, I'm not sure if you will like that answer my friend. But I'll tell you. Besides spending most of the month trying to not repeat coming empty handed to him, ........... I.. I used to spend quite some time drinking my worries away, seeking a pleasant comfort in a both woman and men company to just for a few hours forget about what kind of life I'm in. I was in. The hungovers after were horrible and often kept me regretting... But that pain was my choice. Noone else caused me that pain and so I was in those morning aware that I'm alive. Suffering from my get aways but alive.

Eret: As for the free time when I wasn't drinking or bedding with someone? I spent my time whitling, wining money and stuff in Maces and Talons, playing on cittern and singing with my crew and also shopping a little. For anything. Ingredients for cooking, hunting equipment and sometimes even silly things to later gift someone in an attempt to bargain or just to make a cute sad kid smile.


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10 months ago

what is you guys preferred breakfast when you star the day?

(this question is for anyone, mostly Viggo and Dagur)

Viggo: All I need in the morning is a cup of hot brew to start a day. The food is only additional options since I begin with work early.

Dagur: And stays up then till another breakfast. Anyway, I like my breakfast like I like my dragon. Hot and spicy. It's that painful burn that really kicks me out of the sleep and onward whatever awaits me!

Viggo: However after sharing living with Eret, we've been getting a proper food and even still warm during a morning small talk. He had to take over the cooking after Dagur burnt down the kitchen.

Dagur: Wonder when that gets old. Anyway as Eret's making breakfast now, his favorite food is sweet pastry and a LOT of bacon. Once he made Saami pancakes. They were decent until we found out what it's made for.

Viggo: I knew that brown color was unnatural. And the metalic taste..... But I'll hand it to his people how talented they are in using every part of the animal.

Dagur: In short, NEVER letting that guy serve us pancakes made of animal blood.... NEVER!!!! That's too nuts! Even for the Nuts!


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10 months ago

Dagur, What are your thoughts on Hiccup x Astrid?

Dagur: That Hiccup is definitely gonna be the henpecked husband dreading his terrifying wife! But if that's what Hiccup is into, I cannot blame him.

Eret: Because you and Mala are the the same?

Viggo: Pttff, good one.

Dagur: What?! No! No way I'm like Hiccup! I'm Astrid in the relationship!

Viggo: You feared going home because and I quote: She stared at you whole morning with her dagger sharp eyes but smiled sweetly.

Dagur: That's different! She's my queen who's in-Okay fine, I am like Hiccup. Just, you know, braver...

Eret: How?

Dagur: Because I like her bossy attitude in certain private situations.

Viggo: Well that took a strange turn fast.


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Viggo, I would first like to say that you are (in my site) a very smart, clever, handsome, and at more than a few points, brave, so it wouldn’t be out of the question to ask, if you had not lead a life of villainy, would you have gotten yourself a partner? Maybe started a family?

Viggo: That's an.... I never thought about it this way. As I stated once, I never considered myself evil back in the day. Busy running family business is what I'd use.

Viggo: As for starting a family..... If I led an alternative life..... I wish I could answer that. I did imagine that one day I would have a family but finding the other half is where things would get stuck. I was never a ladies man and in my youth I sometimes ran on the wild side.

Viggo: I have the charm. I would care and love them..... But it's the skill to meet someone that I lack. The skill, the time and never being in the right company.


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This is amazing!

Dagur: Yep! I love me kitty!

Viggo: Impressive (secretly loves it)

Do Dagur and Heather as cats!! Also Fishlegs is a valid warrior cat name. So is Snotnose actually!

Do Dagur And Heather As Cats!! Also Fishlegs Is A Valid Warrior Cat Name. So Is Snotnose Actually!

Heather and Dagur + Grimborn Brothers! Villain siblings unite (before Dagur redemption/ Heather not being a villain reveal)

Please continue to request different characters as cats I have become very fond of drawing them


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10 months ago

You guys want a hug?

Dagur: Always! Bring it in!

Eret: Oh um... If you want to?

Viggo: I'd rather not-

Dagur: Group hug!!!

Eret: What-Oof! A little too tight there Dagur!

Viggo: This is your fault Anon. Never say hug in front of Dagur again. Not in my presence at least...... Please.


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