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Viggo, I would first like to say that you are (in my site) a very smart, clever, handsome, and at more than a few points, brave, so it wouldn’t be out of the question to ask, if you had not lead a life of villainy, would you have gotten yourself a partner? Maybe started a family?

Viggo: That's an.... I never thought about it this way. As I stated once, I never considered myself evil back in the day. Busy running family business is what I'd use.

Viggo: As for starting a family..... If I led an alternative life..... I wish I could answer that. I did imagine that one day I would have a family but finding the other half is where things would get stuck. I was never a ladies man and in my youth I sometimes ran on the wild side.

Viggo: I have the charm. I would care and love them..... But it's the skill to meet someone that I lack. The skill, the time and never being in the right company.

Dagur: Hey guys! Just a friendly-totally not desperate-reminder that this blog is still active and excited to answer all your asks!

Eret: Also check our reblog where you send us a number or a whole phrase from the list and you will get a short fic scene from Deity.

Viggo: And don't forget to see @acamaryseinteery 's pinned post where her drawing and writing requests are still open.

Dagur: Anyway we miss you people! We're definitely not a dead blog, just currently asks-less.

Eret, tell me what you’ve been doing for the past time as Drago’s basically slave. What did u do in your free time if u got any??

Eret: Oh, I'm not sure if you will like that answer my friend. But I'll tell you. Besides spending most of the month trying to not repeat coming empty handed to him, ........... I.. I used to spend quite some time drinking my worries away, seeking a pleasant comfort in a both woman and men company to just for a few hours forget about what kind of life I'm in. I was in. The hungovers after were horrible and often kept me regretting... But that pain was my choice. Noone else caused me that pain and so I was in those morning aware that I'm alive. Suffering from my get aways but alive.

Eret: As for the free time when I wasn't drinking or bedding with someone? I spent my time whitling, wining money and stuff in Maces and Talons, playing on cittern and singing with my crew and also shopping a little. For anything. Ingredients for cooking, hunting equipment and sometimes even silly things to later gift someone in an attempt to bargain or just to make a cute sad kid smile.

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(asking cuz i forgor)

How about dogs? What breeds yall like?

Viggo: I always liked fighting and tall breeds like Dobermans and Rottweilers and Great Danes. Despite their history I like their warm and playful behavior behind the rough and sharp exterior.

Dagur: My favorite dogs are Shepherds or Frenchies! I know they have nothing in common but if I had a dog, I would get a Frenchie. Shepherds are amazing but I would have to have better living conditions for a big dog.

Eret: Nice choices both of you. I always liked family dogs that represent loyalty like Golden Retriever or Pitbull. If I could, I would adopt a Pitbull and nurse them back to health and to trust humans again. These dogs suffer because of people who don't realize how sensitive these dogs are and how important the training is.

Viggo: Huh.....

Dumbest scar stories?

Viggo: Come on Eret, say it.

Dagur: You already told us and you have more dumber scars than we!

Eret: Wasn't this ask meant for everyone? Fine fine. I'll tell you which one is the dumbest but after you two.

Viggo: Fair enough. When I was 13 and in my rebellious state, I challenged my brother into joining me in hunting the Fireworms and then putting them into other's shoes. Long story short, I carry around 20 little bite scars on my left thigh after the dragons bit through a basket.

Dagur: Ptttff! Never knew you were a prankster!

Viggo: We all have a history. Now you, Dagur.

Dagur: Alright. My dumbest scar is from when I was in a prison. Do you know the saying that the first day in prison you should beat the toughest guy in there to asert authority?

Eret: Yes?

Viggo: This is gonna be good.

Dagur: Well the first rule should be: Before you tackle the toughest guy there, make sure your way is clear off stone so you won't get spiked on that guy's garments.

Viggo: *Hiss* That sounds painful.

Dagur: I carry 4 dot scars on my belly from that guy's knee spikes. Thankfully that guy crossed it and helped me treat it before taking me under his wings. After he passed away I revenged him and stated my authority amongst the prisoners.

Eret: That's..... You should write a book about it, I'd love to read it.

Dagur: Eh, why not. Anyway now for the best part! Eret, your turn!

Eret: Alright alright. If I had to choose between my brand, my reckless childhood and my sail stops, I'd be most embarrassed of the scar on my ass and, uhm.. slightly lower.

Viggo: Please tell me that didn't happen when you were kid.

Eret: No no. It happened when I was 17 and me and my cousins were taking a sailing trip into the warm waters to have a bachelor party for my cousin Bjorn and my ex girlfriend who were getting married. While celebrating that night we went for a midnight nude swim in a lagoon that was only a few meters from the ocean. To spare you the details, an hour after doing shitty bets cousins tried to remove from me a very furious and blood thirsty octopus ever so carefully so I wouldn't have to return home with an excuse of my I'm down one part of me.

Viggo:................

Dagur:.............. BWAHAHAHAH!!!! OH MY GODS!

Viggo: You made that up, right?

Eret: I wish. That taught me that some bets aren't worth consequences.

Dagur: Oh I can't breathe! HAHAHAA!!!

Eret: Alright laugh it up you two! Now you know why I hate Octopuses!

Eret: You are such a moron...

Dagur: Hey! I didn't know better! So it took a while to allow asks for our blog, big deal.

Viggo: This idiocy might even outrun the coffee incident.

Dagur: Well the internet was suddenly faster

Eret: Still don't know how you cracked my password on my laptop. I had to buy a new one and change my passwords.

Dagur: You mean: EretSonOfEret123456?

Eret: That's it! I'm getting myself a safe!

A Little Comfort

"Come sit with me?"

"Take a breath."

"You need to relax."

"You will feel better."

"It's going to be okay, y'know?"

"It all comes to rest eventually."

"You have to let it out. Or it'll destroy you."

"Just - hold my hand."

"I'm going to sit right here."

"You don't have to talk. But if you want to - I'm listening."

"You're going to survive this."

"You've gotten through it all before. You'll do it again."

"Every bad day you've had, you lived through."

"You will smile again."

"The work is hard. But it has to be done."

"I'll be there. When you're bad. When you're better."

"Don't pretend it's okay."

"None of this is okay. But it will be."

"It's okay to cry."

"Don't feel bad about this."

"At the end of the day, you're just - a person. That's okay."

"You're allowed to feel these things."

"I made you a hot drink?"

"Here. I saved you a cookie."

"Listen, I made - I made you this."

"It's okay to stop and breathe sometimes."

"Here, wear my jacket."

"There's a blanket."

"Lay down. Relax."

"Get some rest."

Dagur, What are your thoughts on Hiccup x Astrid?

Dagur: That Hiccup is definitely gonna be the henpecked husband dreading his terrifying wife! But if that's what Hiccup is into, I cannot blame him.

Eret: Because you and Mala are the the same?

Viggo: Pttff, good one.

Dagur: What?! No! No way I'm like Hiccup! I'm Astrid in the relationship!

Viggo: You feared going home because and I quote: She stared at you whole morning with her dagger sharp eyes but smiled sweetly.

Dagur: That's different! She's my queen who's in-Okay fine, I am like Hiccup. Just, you know, braver...

Eret: How?

Dagur: Because I like her bossy attitude in certain private situations.

Viggo: Well that took a strange turn fast.

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