This Is Just Perfection, Nothing Else To Say

This is just perfection, nothing else to say

How about Bodyguard AU and Mutual Pining with Ironhawk? :)

“I don’t need a bodyguard,” Tony says for the millionth time.

“Yes you fuckin’ do,” Clint says, also for the millionth time. He crosses his arms and glares at Tony. “People want to kill you, and Pepper needs that not to happen. I happen to agree with her.”

“Well, then I need a different bodyguard!” Tony says, pouting. “Why can’t I have Happy back?”

“You asked for a new bodyguard when Happy tackled you and broke your old couch,” Clint says. Hearing that Tony wants a new bodyguard hurts a little, if he’s honest. He thought they were getting along pretty well. Maybe Tony realized that Clint has a massive, could-be-seen-from-space crush on him?

“I liked that couch,” Tony says, pouting harder. “Do I have my new one yet?”

“It arrived yesterday,” Clint says patiently, well used to how Tony seemingly switches tracks out of nowhere. “You said it was squishy enough and that you liked it.”

Tony shrugs. “Sure. I trust you. But I still want a new bodyguard.”

“Could you at least tell me why?” Clint asks. “If there’s somethin’ I’ve done, Tones, just tell me.”

Tony shakes his head, his lips a thin line on his face. “It’s just…” He trails off, then waves a hand at Clint. “All of you. Your whole cornfed, aw shucks, good guy thing.”

“You don’t like that I’m a good guy?” Clint asks. “I don’t understand.”

Tony sighs. “It’s unethical to want to fuck your bodyguard. It’s even worse when you want to keep him around afterwards for snuggles.”

Clint blinks. “I quit,” he says suddenly. “I quit so hard.”

Now it’s Tony’s turn to blink. “You… what?”

“I have a crush on you that could be seen from space,” Clint says. “If it’s unethical to want to fuck your bodyguard, then it’s definitely unethical to want to fuck your boss.”

A slow smile spreads across Tony’s face as he wraps a hand in Clint’s tie. “I accept your resignation,” he murmurs, pulling Clint down into a kiss.

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1 year ago

Marvel prompt? Marvel prompt.

Steve has developed feelings for Tony, wanting to just drown him with love and affection... And to also help him develope better habits for his health.

Sadly the one person who is blocking his path in order to ask Tony on that first date is someone surprising: not a villain, not Pepper or Rhodney, not Fury, no it was Bruce out of everyone blocking him.

Bruce, shy and very introverted, blocked Steve at every turn. He didn't want Steve to hurt Tony's feelings, knowing full well thanks to the many talks he had with Tony himself that things in the past had been harsh for him. From daddy issues to abusive relationships, Tony didn't have a good easy life that most assume. Bruce knew what it felt like from his own experiences, abuse and daddy issues.

Both knew what it was like to be so very lonely.

So when Steve tried to ask Tony out for the first time? Bruce was calm talking to Steve, but everything in Bruce's aura screamed Feral and Protective. Steve backed away smartly. He didn't want to be a blood splatter on the floor.

It was now a puzzle of Steve trying to ask Tony on a data while also trying to earn Bruce's approval. Which turned out to be much simpler than expected when Steve got it after beating Tony's ex's into a bloody mess after they made some... nasty comments about Tony. They were lucky Steve had restraint and mercy, otherwise they would be dead. Bruce had less restraint and had to be drugged and held back as he wanted to rip those fuckers into two prices.

Tony, this entire time, has been oblivious and not understanding what was happening around him and still didn't get it till Steve confessed his feelings. He also thanked Bruce for looking out for him and got some cuddles from his personal bodyguard!

Bruce still flashes green, glowing, eyes at Steve as a reminder from time to time. It makes him happy.


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1 year ago

Another Marvel prompt!!!

Stephen Strange has a little quirk that he really hates, especially when others find out. When he gets sleepy he ends up looking like a little kid, rubbing his eyes with his hands like a kid and even yawned adorably too. When ALL the Avengers find Stephen sleepy and yawns they fucking melt, all of them wanting to pick him up and cuddle with him.

That's exactly what the avengers do. Thor and Loki are the ones to easily capture Stephen when they find him sleepy, Tony and Steve being second. Natasha is the one nobody fucks with when she spots Sleepy Strange, I mean come on- you know why. Clint practically kidnaps the mage the moment he hears that yawn, taking him to his floor to coddle him, give him all the cuddles and just drown him in affection. This continues with every other avenger down the list.

Stephen is so goddamn embarrassed and tries to hide away when he is tired. But try as he might, they always seem to find him. He wonders how this is his life now. He also can't lie and say he doesn't like the cuddles, head pats, and so forth. The poor mage is touch starved bad.


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1 year ago

Another Marvel prompt, you know the drill!

Steve has Clint watch over Tony as he goes to a gala, explaining the concerning information JARVIS shared with him about Justin Hammer and Mr.Stone. Clint agrees to watch over Tony for the night. The info bothering Clint as well.

Apparently the two were planning something, from previous conversations Tony had with them. Clint didn't like it, nor did he like Tiberius Stone. Tony's ex. He was too shady, uncomfortable to listen to when the creepy fuck talks about Tony. Talking like Tony was noting more than a pleasure toy.

Clint followed Tony to the gala despite him repeatedly saying he didn't need a babysitter. He wasn't leaving Tony's side if he had any say, and he was even more motivated when he saw who was already making way towards them. Tony's ex boyfriend.

Clint was going to deck this motherfucker in his throat.

Clint gets his chance to do just that after Tiberius and Justin try to kidnap Tony, drugging him and using robots to snatch him without raising suspicion towards them. Clint knew anyway, the tech was obvious Justin's work- utter shit.

Getting the job done and saving Tony from the idiots, he takes him home to patch up any scratches and helping him wait out the drugs. Tony can't help but thank Clint for protecting him. As a thanks, Tony kisses Clint on the mouth... then passes out cold.

Clint is both flustered and concerned about Tony. He puts Tony to bed, with the intent on talking about that kiss later. Hopefully that conversation ending with Clint having a husband boyfriend.


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1 year ago
I Finished Coloring My Art! Hopefully It Doesn't Look Too Horrible. Anyway, I Am Over COVID And So Is

I finished coloring my art! Hopefully it doesn't look too horrible. Anyway, I am over COVID and so is my family!

It is also my birthday today! So finishing this, getting over sickness, and spending time with my family is the most greatest thing to happen!!!!

Enjoy the Ironhawk fanart!


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1 year ago

MARVEL PROMPT!

Prompt:

Tony is excited for pride month. He loves to go join the parades that happen in New York and other places when possible, wearing his sexuality with pride- both to show homophobes and his dad that they can fuck off. But he didn't know that he find out that Steve is bisexual as well. Tony didn't think he'd have a chance with Steve at all, and still doesn't because of insecurities.

Then Clint, a chaotic pansexual that he lovingly is, comes to Tony's rescue! He offers to help Tony by being a wing man, making Rogers jealous, or even just telling Steve about Tony's feelings for him. Tony says no to everything, just stuck in believing no one could want him. Clint then says: "Aww, Tony nooooo. I want you! Let's go on a date butterfly!"

Tony already hates the nickname. He does say yes though, startled when Clint asked that he didn't think when he spoke. Now the birdbrain had Tony in his grip, he just decided to see the inevitable. It doesn't come. Tony is surprised that Clint isn't turned off by him, isn't irritated by anything he does. Clint just smiles and says he's cute. Tony doesn't know what to do with these overwhelming positive feelings.

Steve is frustratedly jealous and pissed off. Watching Clint dating Tony was agony, see them cuddling, catching them kissing, even holding hands was torture! The worst thing about it? He didn't know who he was jealous over!

When the Avengers go to a bar for dinner and drinks, Clint and Tony are harassed by two dumbasses. One of the buzzed assholes is bold enough to try and grope Clint in the bathroom, when Steve walked in. To say the guy is decked in the face rough is a disservice description to how bad Steve actually hit the guy.

Clint is a bit startled, first by the guy groping him then Steve RKOing the dude to the floor. Steve takes Clint back to their table and basically guard dogs both him and Tony for the rest of their dinner. Tony gets the story from Clint later.

Steve does not tolerate anyone messing with his lov- teammates! Teammates, yes the team... The team...

In the end the three end up together after Steve gets the courage to leave a rose with a note one both Clint and Tony's bedroom doors.


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1 year ago

Marvel Prompt 😷🤕🤒

Welp, my family (including me) caught COVID. Not my mom though(hopefully). So to handle feeling like utter shit, I'ma make a prompt on my favorite characters felling like shit!

Prompt: Ironman and Hawkeye are in a battle with Hydra, being pushed into a corner away from the others. After being knocked out via emps and stun shots, Tony and Clint are kidnapped.

Later they wake up locked in separate cages. They find out there is a third cage. Inside is Loki, looking bad. Ragged breaths and appearing quite ill. Tony and Clint felt fear down their spins. Loki, nor Thor, couldn't get sick from human illness. What Loki was going through must have been Hydra's doing.

Then their cages started to fill with gas. Both men tried to hold their breath, knowing that it was probably the virus that infected Loki. They didn't last long. Each breath they took in was a burning sensation, already becoming harder to breathe at all. Fever, chills, pain in every muscle to a debilitating degree, it hit both Tony and Clint like a train full force.

Tony had it worse, his arc reactor already making it hard to gain air. He was clawing at his throat desperately. Clint was trying to stop coughing, each time failing. He could feel how his throat was already raw and dry.

Loki was curled up in a ball completely focused on himself, but was also trying to move closer to the glass. He was trying to reach Clint and Tony. To at least save them from this messed up fate.

Then a familiar roar echoed the facility, all the way to where the three were hidden. Hope burned within the group that they would potentially make it out of this alive, or at best receive justice.

Soon Natasha breached the room. Quickly scanning around before running to a terminal. She stops the cages gas chambers, quickly typing in something else. The virus gas was vacuumed out of the boxes and replaced with a new relief. Not a cure but more like an epidural. Tony barely escaped blacking out from chocking, sucking in oxygen deeply. Clint is panting, his throat in pain and so dry. And Loki? He was curled up on the floor of his cage, trying to calm down.

It didn't take long for the rest of the avengers to arrive, Thor sprinting towards his brother. The three soon find themselves in quarantine, Nick having sent a medical team to help them. Tony, Clint, and Loki were under monitor in case they had a declining health status.

The avengers waited by their side when they could, assuring them that they weren't going to leave them. They also made it clear that they were definitely in time out and would in fact be babied when they got home.

They didn't mind at all.


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6 years ago

Has anyone, who is lesbian, figure out their sexuallity by unconsciously trying to make other girls jealous of your so called ‘crush’? Because I remember clear as day my first time ‘falling’ for a guy only to brag trying to get others jealous of him catching my attention. Just me or wut?


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7 years ago

Do a dab ヽ(・ω・ゞ)

*Do a dab right back*

:D

11 months ago

Happy 2024 Pride Month everyone!

I know I haven't been posting like I used to, but I've been dealing with a bit of life stuff. Nothing bad, just general life things, such as ADHD and school.

I am so excited to celebrate this pride month and hope all of you feel proud to be yourself! Live authentic and be true my friends, and Happy Goddamn PRIDE MONTH!!!!


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