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I'm going to start posting my own poetry here. I'm sorry, all will have Trigger warnings. You've been warned.

Melancholy Italian boy call him depressed

Sad Italian boy call me wallowuigi

If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Little German boy, you may be entitled to möneybäcken.

"Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?"

Janice, I bought a fucking banana and sat down. There is banana juice in my pockets Janice. I went to get my morning coffee and read somewhere that a banana was supposed to help with something. But I don't usually get a banana and I sat down to do my work. It exploded in my pants Janice. I need to go home Janice there is a dead banana in my pants. I'm not excited for anything, there's a fucking banana exploded in my pants Janice.

This site has been going around Twitter trans accounts quite a bit lately, so just pointing out here too that it'll do fuck all, they're exploiting trans people at a time when hrt is particularly hard to access and please don't give them your money

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

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