2024 MANDATE

I’m...I’m sorry, I just this minute realized that there are people out there who have no idea that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the best fictional father out there. You guys don’t mind if I bombard your entire dashboard with proof right? Excellent.

BONUS: Doofenshmirtz around children he literally just met who wrecked his ‘inator’.

Literally I could go on and on with examples but my computer’s starting to crash from the amount of images.

The point is that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the greatest fictional father out there and anyone who says otherwise was hit by a Lie-inator.

Ending the stigma of drug use will save lives.

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hi gen z. my people. I love you. but I have been told, on numerous occasions that I am an old woman in a 17 year old body. maybe thats whose writing this post. that bitch.

gen z. shut the fuck up. please. yall are annoying as hell. like genuinely. stop labeling everything you are. stop it. its not that important.

stop canceling people. I dont care if that person said something shitty before we were born. I dont care if they hurt your feelings. your feelings are not a reason to ruin someone's life, to take away their livelihood. and we, this generation is so quick to follow. so dont say "i didnt say I wanted everyone to agree with me and share my post" because we absolutely will, even if we have no information. you know what you're doing.

also!! everything isn't offensive!! no!! and when something is, you know what *isnt* the right solution?? to bully that person to the point where they delete their social media page. to taunt and call names and send death threats and all that jazz. thats not okay. that is just as bad, if not worse, than what that person said. stop it. if you dont like something, stop supporting the person. stop buying or watching. be active about it, not evil. because bullying is evil. its wrong. and fighting fire with fire doesnt do anything but burn everyone.

and finally. I have a problem with this, too. im guilty of it. stop being so mean to *yourself.* you are beautiful, you are loved, you are intelligent and you have the entire world at your fingertips, honey. we are an *amazing* generation with so much talent and activism (when done correctly) and strength. we were born into a *fucked* up world and we just do not know what to do with it. but we have to try a little harder, and do a little better because we deserve that. we got the short end of the stick, but that doesnt mean we can't be better. we are amazing. lets show everybody else, right?

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“The best advice I’ve ever received: ‘no one else knows what they are doing either.’”

— Charles Bukowski (via naturaekos)

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