Latest Posts by asklepius2 - Page 2

“Less men in crop tops more men in therapy” you know you can like, criticize toxic masculinity without taking a jab at feminine and gnc men who are often made targets of toxic masculinity right? Like you know you can do that? God I hate that tweet so much.

IMPORTANT tenth anniversary today.......

both kinds of mcr tbh

Nicocore if I had any say in it

kot - a regular cat

koshka - a regular female cat

kote (internet slang) - a cute chubby little guy, every single cute cat on the internet

kisa -  a pretty, flirtatious, graceful, cranky and haughty lady

kisunya - an extra pretty, flirtatious, graceful, cranky and haughty lady

kis’ - just a dork, controlled by aliens

kotik - a bit more disney version of a regulat cat

koten’ka - cuddly little fella, will purr and knead you to death 

kotofei - usually a big, old, extra fluffy cat, who knows a lot of bed time stories

kotyandra - fast, thin and slinky, we’re not sure if it’s even a cat 

koshak - a tough street guy, dogs fear him

kotyara - extra round, exrta big, kind ass fella. 

the list is endless.

The Milt Kahl Head Swaggle (Source: Cartoon Brew)

What a terraformed Venus with realistic climates would look like 

by MrCactus04

I miss when everyone on my dash listened to Welcome to Night Vale so there’s be a good chance that on any ole day someone would reblog a quote that would grab me by the throat and forcibly ascend me to a higher plane where I understood myself and the universe better and with more kindness but also a little spook

If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Little German boy, you may be entitled to möneybäcken.

Encanto concept art by Camille Andre

◉ Click the pictures to read about each one!

"Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?"

Janice, I bought a fucking banana and sat down. There is banana juice in my pockets Janice. I went to get my morning coffee and read somewhere that a banana was supposed to help with something. But I don't usually get a banana and I sat down to do my work. It exploded in my pants Janice. I need to go home Janice there is a dead banana in my pants. I'm not excited for anything, there's a fucking banana exploded in my pants Janice.

The myth of Achilles, but instead of holding him by the heel, Thetis sumberges him fully so that Achilles is completely invulnerable and Thetis has one invulnerable hand.

I can barely contain myself right now

holy shit

HOLY SHIT

I need more content with the madrigal triplets

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

Beautiful Scottish Gaelic Words and Their Meanings

Blate (adj.): Shy or bashful.

Bogle (n.): Scottish ghost used to describe a number of folkloric creatures.

Braw (adj.): Excellent, pleasant.

Bruadarach (n.): Dreamer, visionary.

Camhanaich (n.): Early morning twilight.

Coorie (v.): to cuddle or nestle in, especially when it's cold.

Dook (v.): To dip in liquid, especially water.

Faodail (n.): A lucky find.

Fearthainn (n.): Rain.

Gallus (adj.): Cheeky or bold.

Gloaming (n.): Twilight or dusk.

Loon (n.): Young man.

Neach-gaoil (n.): Sweetheart, beloved.

Peely-wally (adj.): looking pale or sick.

Piece (n.): Sandwich.

Saorsa (n.): Freedom, liberty.

Solasta (adj.): Luminous, shining.

Stravaig (v.): To wander without a purpose.

Stocious (adj.): To be very drunk.

Udal Cuain (adj.): To be tossed arround by the ocean.

hey!

hey!

hey!

hi gen z. my people. I love you. but I have been told, on numerous occasions that I am an old woman in a 17 year old body. maybe thats whose writing this post. that bitch.

gen z. shut the fuck up. please. yall are annoying as hell. like genuinely. stop labeling everything you are. stop it. its not that important.

stop canceling people. I dont care if that person said something shitty before we were born. I dont care if they hurt your feelings. your feelings are not a reason to ruin someone's life, to take away their livelihood. and we, this generation is so quick to follow. so dont say "i didnt say I wanted everyone to agree with me and share my post" because we absolutely will, even if we have no information. you know what you're doing.

also!! everything isn't offensive!! no!! and when something is, you know what *isnt* the right solution?? to bully that person to the point where they delete their social media page. to taunt and call names and send death threats and all that jazz. thats not okay. that is just as bad, if not worse, than what that person said. stop it. if you dont like something, stop supporting the person. stop buying or watching. be active about it, not evil. because bullying is evil. its wrong. and fighting fire with fire doesnt do anything but burn everyone.

and finally. I have a problem with this, too. im guilty of it. stop being so mean to *yourself.* you are beautiful, you are loved, you are intelligent and you have the entire world at your fingertips, honey. we are an *amazing* generation with so much talent and activism (when done correctly) and strength. we were born into a *fucked* up world and we just do not know what to do with it. but we have to try a little harder, and do a little better because we deserve that. we got the short end of the stick, but that doesnt mean we can't be better. we are amazing. lets show everybody else, right?

Shouldn't be too hard, I know alot of useless facts that could help.

The last three digits of your current follower count is the Dewey Decimal Classification subject on which you must immediately give a 15-minute presentation.

How would you do?

Tag yourself I’m the “Overdressed and Underappreciated”. Artist : http://www.mattadrian.com/ 

Hey it’s ace week and you’re local ace has something to say! I’ve been out as ace for 3 years now and it’s still a big part of my identity that I’m proud of so here’s a lil something for those who need it!

Barn Owl Extreme Cuteness (x)

Congratulations!

You reached the bedrock after u scrolled ur feed so deep.

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

why is your cat green?

She’s built different 😌

at this point how are you not anti-capitalist? don’t you think it’s messed up that people can work 2 jobs but are living paycheck to paycheck but are supposed to have thousands in savings, and be expected to pay for healthcare, food, and rent? how about the fact that you can probably never own a house in your lifetime, and if you want to live away from your family you will need to share a place with 6 roommates just to keep things afloat? does it make you angry that you’re dying for a living? don’t you think it’s mind boggling how the last time there was a technological space race it was between two super power countries but recently it has between the 2 richest men in the world? don’t you think the wealth gap between average person is far too wide? don’t you feel angry reading about “self made” success stories about how “hard” they worked when there is an obvious inequality in the opportunities they had in the first place? doesn’t it make you scared that the earth is being destroyed by exploitative capitalism? doesn’t it make you angry?