Meta Knight: I Usually Only Swear When I'm Alone.

Dear Star Dream Soul OS,

why

Magolor: he was beloved. But at his funeral i faked a bad case of the stomach flu to avoid it. Well faked is a strong word i had a case of food poisoning but treated it like the stomach flu. Didnt have to go. And got over the food poisoning in a few days

Magolor: Heh heh, nice!

*The sound of shouting is heard in the distance, coming from Dedede’s castle*

Magolor: Huh? *looks in the direction of the shouting* Hey, uh, I should probably go check that out.

Magolor: *waves* See you another time, Maggy!

Hey, susie, two questions. One, I recently sent you an English equestrian riding outfit, how do you like it? Two: how’s it going being meta knights fair lady?

Kirby: Promise you won't tell Meta Knight..? He was really upset when he saw his last cookie was missing...

Bandee did you know Meta was behind you when you answer the cooking question-

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To kirby: dedede told me the reason about you better than him and that's make dedede uncomfortable

((I don't really understand what you're saying, sorry.))

My taranza: well this meta knight more attached to his mask then mine

Meta Knight only huffed in response.

“My mask also doubles as protective armour. It wouldn't do to be suddenly caught in a fight unarmed.” Not to mention the myriad of other problems that came from not wearing his mask, like the uncontained bright glow emitted from his eyes. Plus, while it wasn't something he was keen to admit aloud, it was also a matter of... Comfort. He had been wearing his mask for so long that at this point it felt strange to have it off. As though he was too exposed.

Of course, he didn't actually intend on injuring Magolor over his mask. Hence why he didn't when it was stolen from him and held hostage. The wizard was, perhaps shockingly, someone he considered a friend. Any and all skewering would only occur during impromptu training sessions.

Magolor, ever unhelpful, piped up with a laugh, “Psh, a surprise fight? In Dream Land? The only one here who goes around trying to fight random people is you!” There wasn't any malice in his voice; just amusement.

At that, Meta Knight raised an eyebrow. The other wasn't wrong, at least not entirely, but... “As peaceful as Dream Land is most of the time, it is quite frequently under attack from outside threats.” Magolor himself was one of those threats, once, though Meta Knight opted not to bring that up. “You've been here long enough to know this by now.”

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