Said This To My Dad When I Saw It, He Look At Me And Made A Goofy Face, He Understood The Assignment.

Said this to my dad when I saw it, he look at me and made a goofy face, he understood the assignment.

Jade: if youre not silly get better soon!!

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5 months ago

Softcore Yandere Boyfriend

Yandere! Boyfriend who knows exactly how messed up his thinking is and is trying very, very hard to not give into it. Yes, you would look so good tied up on his bed where you can never ever leave him but it's not a very ethical thing to do, y'know?

Yandere! Boyfriend who's built like an absolute tank of a man. Who has to be extra careful with his strength. He could pick you up and take you anywhere he wanted, but then he'd set a precedent and wouldn't be able to stop hauling you back into his bed.

Yandere! Boyfriend who needs constant reassurance. Who'll sit with his face propped between your legs and ask if you love him, again and again until he's satisfied.

You find it silly that this huge jock of a guy needs to be coddled so much. But Yandere! Boyfriend craves it. He needs reassurance or he might give in to all the toxic urges buried inside him.

Yandere! Boyfriend who spends every second in the gym thinking about your male classmates and all the random cashiers and waiters and drivers who get to lay their eyes on you, who probably go home and think filthy things about you. Yandere! Boyfriend who spends his time in the boxing ring imagining he's pounding all those guys to fucking tripe.

Yandere! Boyfriend who tries to keep his obsessive side happy, just so it doesn't become too demanding. Who allows himself little treats whenever he's had a hard day. Your used panties, a tracker on your car, a bugged teddy bear. Just so he doesn't go stir crazy with obsession.

Yandere! Boyfriend who'll never admit that he stalked you for weeks before introducing himself.

Yandere! Boyfriend who leaves lovebites all over your neck and thighs, even when you complain about how embarrassing it is to go out in public like that. He's marking his territory and he knows it, but he can't stop.

Yandere! Boyfriend who applies to all the schools you apply to, who takes all the same classes you do.

Yandere! Boyfriend who loves you so much that it frightens even him. Who'll kill you and then himself if you ever try to leave him.

Yandere! Boyfriend who really is the best boyfriend, who drives you to class everyday, who cooks for you, who pitches in and does your laundry. Just ignore that he locks the doors every time you get into his car, that he might sometimes crush a sleeping pill in your dinner just so he can spend more time with you, that he'll inspect all your clothes for traces of other men.

Yandere! Boyfriend who loves you very, very much. Who is trying and failing to be normal about it.

4 years ago

Its scenes like this that make me love him.

Its Scenes Like This That Make Me Love Him.

Its Scenes Like This That Make Me Love Him.

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2 years ago

Cannot believe I haven’t seen the kringlefucker on my dash yet, gotta do everything myself around here

Cannot Believe I Haven’t Seen The Kringlefucker On My Dash Yet, Gotta Do Everything Myself Around Here

Merry kringlefuckmas everyone

6 months ago

Someone sent me this

Someone Sent Me This
Someone Sent Me This
Someone Sent Me This
2 years ago

filled with lust for some fucking guy


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1 year ago

*blinking crusty eyes like a newborn animal* jul y ???

1 year ago

Papyrus

papyrus

1 year ago

THIS IS SO CUTEEEEEEE BROOO

"Ah, your soft little heartbeat..." Without warning, Springtrap leans down. He'd been sitting up next to you, but now his face passes yours, lowering to right under your neck. His head gently stops its motion, pausing for a moment, before it slowly lowers to touch your chest. The side of his head rests against you, his eyes closing. There's light whirring from the mechanisms inside of him as he adjusts his shoulder to keep it from crushing yours. The synthetic fur on his cheek pressed against you is brushed upward as he dips his face a little more. "It's been so long," he mutters, the sound of his coarse voice now rumbling through to every point in your body.

You sit pressed against the back of the bench in surprise, grabbing at the edges of it, unsure of what to even say, as he relaxes a little more, putting a bit more weight onto you. Still in partial shock, it takes a moment before you pick up on a light rumbling noise. He begins to purr lowly to the beat of your heart.

Any non-verbal noises he made were much more mechanical sounding, but the purr is gravelly yet resonant. It almost seems to shake the air with each muffled breath. It's... surprisingly rich, almost gentle.

You feel the deep, calm rolling sound up through your head. With sharper breaths now, your heartbeat uncontrollably speeds up. Springtrap's eyes suddenly click open, the noise abruptly stopping, his body making a sudden twitch as well.

His ears flick as he quickly moves his head out from under yours, sitting upright. The warmth from his resting position lingers. He looks straight at you for a moment. "Sorry," he suddenly breathes out, he glances off. He then tilts his head, looking back, though facing his body away slightly. "Did... I startle you?"

You untense, hands still gripping the bench. You can't focus your eyes on his face. You meet his gaze for only a moment before looking down and past him.

He gives a light huff of a laugh, his gaze also wandering. "I shall... ask in the future." He looks away.

-heartbeat anon

"Ah, Your Soft Little Heartbeat..." Without Warning, Springtrap Leans Down. He'd Been Sitting Up Next

who tnhjeFUCK SNEJTN THIS???? ANON??????WHO DID IT????????????

1 year ago

With @staff 's recent post saying 1/4 of this site is LGBTQ going around, I'd like to see what the actual demographic is

So!

Please reblog for bigger sample size!

1 year ago
Here's Some Diagrams Of My Springbonnie/springtrap Design Because People Seem To Like It A Lot! : D
Here's Some Diagrams Of My Springbonnie/springtrap Design Because People Seem To Like It A Lot! : D
Here's Some Diagrams Of My Springbonnie/springtrap Design Because People Seem To Like It A Lot! : D
Here's Some Diagrams Of My Springbonnie/springtrap Design Because People Seem To Like It A Lot! : D
Here's Some Diagrams Of My Springbonnie/springtrap Design Because People Seem To Like It A Lot! : D

here's some diagrams of my springbonnie/springtrap design because people seem to like it a lot! : D

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