Softcore Yandere Boyfriend
Yandere! Boyfriend who knows exactly how messed up his thinking is and is trying very, very hard to not give into it. Yes, you would look so good tied up on his bed where you can never ever leave him but it's not a very ethical thing to do, y'know?
Yandere! Boyfriend who's built like an absolute tank of a man. Who has to be extra careful with his strength. He could pick you up and take you anywhere he wanted, but then he'd set a precedent and wouldn't be able to stop hauling you back into his bed.
Yandere! Boyfriend who needs constant reassurance. Who'll sit with his face propped between your legs and ask if you love him, again and again until he's satisfied.
You find it silly that this huge jock of a guy needs to be coddled so much. But Yandere! Boyfriend craves it. He needs reassurance or he might give in to all the toxic urges buried inside him.
Yandere! Boyfriend who spends every second in the gym thinking about your male classmates and all the random cashiers and waiters and drivers who get to lay their eyes on you, who probably go home and think filthy things about you. Yandere! Boyfriend who spends his time in the boxing ring imagining he's pounding all those guys to fucking tripe.
Yandere! Boyfriend who tries to keep his obsessive side happy, just so it doesn't become too demanding. Who allows himself little treats whenever he's had a hard day. Your used panties, a tracker on your car, a bugged teddy bear. Just so he doesn't go stir crazy with obsession.
Yandere! Boyfriend who'll never admit that he stalked you for weeks before introducing himself.
Yandere! Boyfriend who leaves lovebites all over your neck and thighs, even when you complain about how embarrassing it is to go out in public like that. He's marking his territory and he knows it, but he can't stop.
Yandere! Boyfriend who applies to all the schools you apply to, who takes all the same classes you do.
Yandere! Boyfriend who loves you so much that it frightens even him. Who'll kill you and then himself if you ever try to leave him.
Yandere! Boyfriend who really is the best boyfriend, who drives you to class everyday, who cooks for you, who pitches in and does your laundry. Just ignore that he locks the doors every time you get into his car, that he might sometimes crush a sleeping pill in your dinner just so he can spend more time with you, that he'll inspect all your clothes for traces of other men.
Yandere! Boyfriend who loves you very, very much. Who is trying and failing to be normal about it.
Rose: The impulse to hide what I'm doing at my computer still sits so deep even tho I'm literally never looking at anything objectionable
Rose: The door will open and I'll hurry to close the page like oh fuck no one can know I'm looking at the Wikipedia page for the Balkans
Cannot believe I haven’t seen the kringlefucker on my dash yet, gotta do everything myself around here
Merry kringlefuckmas everyone
FEMA is doing an emergency alert test on all TVs, radios, and cell phones on October 4, 2023, at approximately 2:20pm ET.
If you live in the US and you have a phone you need to keep secret for any reason, make sure that it is turned off at this time.
Yes, I'm doing this months in advance, and yes, my blog has very little reach, but I figure better to post about it more than less.
Please reblog and add better tags than mine, I'm bad at tags.
found the killer post again bc i lost it
Okay, something kinda weird, I don't think I've seen anyone talking about this yet, but I was looking for stuff on the welcome home page and decided to check the "so below" one
I noticed that the page was longer than it usually was, so I scrolled down, and this showed up.
I clicked it, and it gave me an audio that was shaking really badly with the transcript being this
[There is no dialogue. Only sounds of Home creaking, groaning, banging, or squeaking. ...Morse code?]
The page is titled 'Neighbor'
I can't screen record it to put the audio on here, but i don't know if this was already found or not, but could someone find it again and decipher it if it is morse code?
Happy Kringlefuckmas
here have a transparent kringlefucker to spead holiday cheer all up over your blog
Said this to my dad when I saw it, he look at me and made a goofy face, he understood the assignment.
Jade: if youre not silly get better soon!!