I Have No Clue What Time It Is Where You Are But This Is Your Daily Reminder To Go Drink Water And Take

t i m d r a k e or j a s o n t o d d x reader?

omg that was so fast babes i lysm anything in particular you had in mind? 

my sister won’t pick up my face time :’(

Hi i love your writing ❤️❤️❤️ headcanons for a dami x reader enemies to lovers vibe ????

Thank you so much 🥰 i love getting Damian asks because i am an unapologetic simp for this angry ninja boi

i wrote this at 4 am and didn’t edit it so read at your own risk (also this turned more into a Damian with a crush then enemies to lovers but i hope you still like it)

he’s a mess

he thinks he’s allergic to you at first

what other explanation could there be?

his hearts speeds up when you’re around, he gets nervous and his palms get clammy when you stand too close, not to mention how it’s getting increasingly harder to insult you

tries to avoid you

eventually he asks Dick to run some test and see what’s wrong but as soon as he explains his symptoms dick knows what’s up

“you’re not sick Damian, you have a crush”

👁👄👁 “wut”

poor boi dosen’t even know what a crush is much less what to do with one

after he’s been hit over the head with some sense and dating advice (thank you dick) he starts trying to be nicer to you

key word here is trying

one time you bump into him and expect him to call you an idiot like he always does but then he just

apologizes???

it’s more of mumbling “my bad” followed by a very quick exit

leaving a very confused you behind

aggressive affection is his love language and you can fight me on this

rich boy does the only thing he can think of to get your attention

by that i mean picking fights and aggressively giving you little trinkets that are way to expensive to give to a ‘friend’

“Here,” lovingly(?) throws thing at you “I saw this and it reminded me of you because it’s dumb and cute and stupid so just take it and shut up.”

queue another quick exit

“wait... did he just call me cute?”

one day you give him a a little robin figure that you found in the check out lane of a Walmart

he’s a blushing mess for the rest of the day

new fic drops tonight and the tag list is open!

Hello there! I’m preparing to post a bunch of new fics and I lost access to my tag lists so I made a new form! the old tag lists literally don’t exist any more

Google Docs

Tag list 2.0

lmao I lost the access to the last one

Tag list form

Ladies, Gentlemen, non binary guests, i would like to formally announce that 2966 words, 24 rewrites, and nearly one whole month later Love and War pt2 rough draft is finally complete! Now i just need to edit then post!

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Prompt List

Completely and utterly unorganized... deal with it

(new prompt list here)

1~ “Care to explain where you’ve been” “To you? No”

2~ “Leave. Leave right now”

3~ “i’m at the hospital...”

4~ “Don’t say that. Don’t say you care about me because i know it’s a lie.”

5~ “You look really cute in that sweatshirt”

6~ “YOU THREW IT OFF A BRIDGE!!”

7~ “Alright, you just stay right there and i’ll go collect your ransom”

8~ “Your bullshit has a body count”

9~ “You don’t strike me as a professional criminal.” “That’s what makes me so good.”

10~ “Were you ever going to tell me?”

11~ “I don’t owe you an explanation”

12~ “It’s really not that complicated”

13~ “ok so... i may or may not have blow some things up...”

14~ “Back up dickwad, i’ve got a breadstick and i’m not afraid to use it!”

15~ “Make me.”

16~ “If you don’t put a shirt on i’m gonna have to kiss you and who knows where things will go from there.”

17~ “I dare you”

18~ “care to explain why you’ve been following me for 6 blocks?”

19~ “Oh yeah well that’s cause i’m actually evil... but hey on the bright side you where right about me all along!”

20~ “Don’t breath on that, it’s expensive”

21~ “hey you want anything from taco bell?” “the only thing i want is justice!” “i... i can get you nachos”

22~ “i’m running on 3 hours of sleep 2 cups of coffee and 1 f**k left to give. let’s do this.”

23~ “I can take care of myself just fine.”

24~ “Hey give me back my phone!”

25~ “I don’t deserve you”

26~ “I haven’t seen them in a long time.”

27~ “I trusted you!”

28~ “How could you do this to me? After everything we’ve been through?”

29~ “I can’t believe you actually just did that.”

30~ “Did-did you just kiss me?”

31~ “Let’s have ourselves a little chat.” “ugh... do i have to?”

32~ “I prefer it when people don’t flirt with my teammates but i guess we don’t really have a choice now do we.”

33~ “What’s in it for me.”

34~ “I wouldn’t even date myself.” “Well then your standards are impossibly high.”

35~ “Is that... a lamp?” “Irrelevant.”

36~ “Do you ever shut up.”

37~ “I’m like 75% sure this won’t explode” “75 percent?!?”

38~ “You’re the hero huh? I guess that makes me the villain.”

39~ “Don’t you dare attack me for something you were to scared to do.”

40~ “Please be quiet, i can’t even hear myself losing my will to live.”

41~ “Say that again. I dare you.”

42~ “Everyone keeps telling me you’re the bad guy.”

43~ “H-how long have you been standing there?”

44~ “Oh, god, you’ve insulted me! What ever shall i do? I’ll be mentally and emotionally scared for years!”

45~ “Don’t say you love me.”

46~ “It’s a hobby of mine to prove you wrong.”

47~ “Quit smirking at me like that, I’m serious!”

48~ “If i threw a stick at you would you leave?”

49~ “You’ll never be the man your mom is.”

50~ “Let. Me. Go.” “you know i can’t.”

51~ “We have a... complicated history.”

52~ “When are you going to realize that i don’t care.”

53~ “You could have died.” “But you would have lived! and that’s a sacrifice that i am more then willing to make.”

54~ “Hey hey hey, it’s ok i’m here. it’s just me ok, you’re safe.”

55~ “Good heart. Bad temper.”

56~ “Always expect trouble”

57~ “yeah well no one asked for your opinion, you abominable shit goblin.”

58~ “You only make that face when you’re hiding something, so i’ll ask you again. What’s going on?”

59~ “ok so um this is the demon i summoned... his name is Jerald.”

60~ “Oh hell no. im not fuckin around with that shit!”

61~ “Just take it and go.”

62~ “you really think i’m scared of you? Darling i’ve meet 4th graders scarier than you.”

63~ “I trusted you!” “well sounds like a mistake on your part.”

64~ “leave me alone.”

65~ “I don’t care about you anymore.” “i’m starting to think you never did.”

67~ “i’m going to kill you, but first i’m going to kill everyone you love. I’m going to make you suffer like i did.”

68~ “So that’s it? It’s over?”

69~ “Well... that was eventful.”

70~ “oh god it’s you.”

71~ “Yeah, well, i shut everybody out. Don’t take it personally it just happens.”

72~ “No shit Sherlock.” “Fuck off Watson.”

73~ “Don’t lie to me. I can tell when you are.”

74~ “Well, i never said i didn’t care...”

75~ “You would hate me for what i did, and i couldn’t bare to see that happen.”

Me: i’m gonna write beautiful poetic things

The opening paragraph to my current wip: Being a superhero can be difficult. It can be even more difficult when your partner is an absolute dick. So for you being a superhero was very difficult.

just had my obligatory birthday break down and i’m ready to kms now 🥳

can i request 15 and 16 with tim drake? it’s alright if you don’t have time for it, it’s alright

Pairing: Tim Drake x reader (both in their 20s ish)

Prompts: Prompt list 15- “Make me”, 16- “If you don’t put a shirt i’m gonna have to kiss you and who knows where things will go from there”

Summary: Just you and Tim having a nice little date

A/n: i wrote this with a female reader in mind but i also didn’t use any specific pronouns so technically it could be gn!reader. also i have been trapped in the MHA fandom for like a 3 weeks so i couldn’t write anything that even resembled DC characters lmfao. Masterlist

Word count: 1.3k

Tag list: @battlenix

Late Night In

Life as a Gothamite is never boring. Every few days there’s a new murdering psychopath with a clever theme. Like the Riddler who dresses in green and asks, get ready for it… riddles! Some other honorable mentions include Killer Croc the killing crocodile, Mr. Freeze the guy who freezes stuff, and of course who can forget Scarface the dummy with a scar on his face.

All these villains prancing around town made dating a superhero unnecessarily difficult. Date nights were few and far between when there’s a killer clown on the loose. But you didn’t let that get in the way. You made the most of the time you had even if it was less time then you wanted.

It had been almost 3 weeks since Tim had a night off and you were dying to see him. Texting was fine for a week or two and you didn’t consider yourself a high maintenance or clingy person but you could only go so long without him. So when he called to say he had a night off you suggested he come over to your place to watch a movie and have some take out.

Your apartment wasn’t necessarily small but it definitely wasn’t big. The door opened right into a short hallway which led to the kitchen. There was a counter between the kitchen and dining area but nothing in between that and the living room. There were two doors and either side of the living room and the door to the left led into a bathroom while the door to the right was your bedroom.

When Tim arrived a little after 8 he was holding a bunch of roses and a cute stuffed bear with the words “I love you” stitched into its belly. There was a duffle bag slung over his shoulder that most likely held his sparring gear and his costume in a secret pocket at the bottom. He looked tired and smelled like a gym which brought you to conclusions that he did not go home after sparring and instead came straight to you.

He immediately started rambling about how much he’d missed you and how sorry he was for his busy schedule.

“I am so so sorry. It’s been so long since I've had a night off and I know you wanted to go to that movie last week and I couldn't make it and-” You cut him off with a quick kiss.

“Tim. Relax.” You said firmly with a hint of amusement in your voice. “You were saving 6 hostages from a madman with a thing for hats. I don’t know about you but to me that seems a bit more important then some random movie.” You took the flowers so you could admire them before heading towards the kitchen.

Tim closed the door and followed you. “If it’s important to you then it’s the most important thing in the world.” He said, putting the bear on the counter.

You smiled at him and started filling a vase with water to put the flowers in. “That is the cheesiest thing I think I've ever heard.”

“That was romantic and you know it.” Tim smiled back at you. “And I really am sorry for canceling last week.” You could tell in his voice that he felt guilty.

“And I really do forgive you,” You turned your attention to him. “You’re here now and that’s all that matters.” His body relaxed and he walked around the counter so he could hug you from behind.

His hands wrapped around your waist and his chin rested on your shoulders”How the hell did i get so lucky as to end up with you?” He asked softly. He rocked slightly from side to side as you dropped the roses into the water.

“Oh gross Tim you’re all sweaty!” You exclaimed

“Really? i say that and you’re reaction is ‘Oh gross’. And here I was thinking you loved me.” He said with fake hurt in his voice.

“I’ll love you more if you go take a shower.” You stated, completely unfazed by his guilt tripping attempts.

“Ugh ok,” he sighed lazily while burying his head in the crook of your neck.

“Tim?”

“Yeah?” he murmured in response.

“That means you have to let go.” You tried to break free which only made him hug you tighter.

“Make me.” He started leaving kisses on your shoulder and neck. The soft feeling made your mind go blank for a second and you melted farther into him before pulling yourself out of the daze.

You wriggled out of his grasp and turned around to kiss him before breaking away. “This is really cute and all but you smell like a sewer.”

“Yeah well Bruce said i could only have the night off if i sparred first so i smell like this for you.” He walked backwards toward the bathroom so you were still facing each other.

You shook your head and walked to the living room. “Well then i appreciate your sacrifice.”

He didn’t take long in the shower. You had enough time to grab some blankets for the couch and turn on a Law and Order rerun. The water turned off and about a minute later your boyfriend stepped out.

You didn’t look at him at first, too caught up in the 5 year old fictional court case. He walked over to you and sat down, you leaned back and rested your head on his shoulder. It was then that you actually noticed his lack of shirt. He was a lean sort of fit, not too bulky but not not muscular. You’d seen him shirtless before but the sight still brought a pink tint to your face. You unconsciously let your hands trace his collarbone.

“If you don’t put a shirt on i’m gonna have to kiss you and who knows where things will go from there.” You stated teasingly, pulling yourself out of yet another daze. The doorbell rang interrupting the calmness that had settled over you.

“Are you expecting someone?” Tim asked, turning his head to peer at the door.

“Oh shit, I forgot.” You laughed at yourself and rushed to the door. When you opened it there was a delivery man on the other side holding a bag of chinese food. You thanked and tipped him before closing the door and walked back over to Tim. “I did promise you takeout.” You held up the bag.

After you had dished the food and settled down on the couch you watched the movie. It was nice to be with him again even if you were just watching a movie.

You were nearly asleep, cuddled up next to him on the couch when the end credits started to roll. You stretched and yawned and checked the clock to find out it was already 11:10. It wasn’t necessarily late but it had been a long day for you both. That’s when you decided to ask him the question that had been on your mind since he arrived.

“It’s getting pretty late.” You said standing up to get your dirty dishes.

“Yeah,” Tim followed suit, grabbing his plate and heading towards the kitchen. “I should probably head back now. I don’t want to be out too late, especially not in costume.” He dropped the dishes in the sink.

“Oh right,” you paused “Or maybe... you could stay here tonight.” You suggested. “And tomorrow night… and the night after that?”

“Are-are you asking me to move in?” He questioned a slightly surprised look on his face.

“Well i was just thinking if you lived here then we could see each other a lot more and you wouldn’t have to live in the manor with Bruce but your right it was stupid idea i’m sure they need you there for all kinds of superhero stuff and-” you started rambling before he cut you off.

“I think it’s a great idea!” You were surprised by his response.

“R-really?” You stammered

“Yes really! I’d love to move in with you.”

A/n: i legitimately can’t end a fic to save my life like what kinda half ass ending is that?

“I want a Nick Nelson” “I want someone to treat me like how Nick treats Charlie” “I want what Charlie has” “I want someone to treat my right”

no

I want to be Nick Nelson. I want to treat someone right. Coffee order? memorized. favor song? queued. Dinner? paid for. that little smile Charlie gets every time Nick texts him? I want to make someone smile like that.

I want to be the kind of boyfriend that Nick nelson is and i’m not even a boy