Why Is Everyone So Afraid Of The Deep Ocean? "If They Were Dead What Were Those Banging Sounds?" Idk

They're actually so funny

piplup grain entrapment

i love alex krycek so much. he literally does nothing. he shows up once a season to be a menace to his ex-employers and get his ass beaten by mulder and scully and then leaves. he also kisses mulder on the cheek for no reason. peak character truly

the entire budget of the US military should be reallocated to insect research

I love it when media implies that Wizard is a species. I love the idea of a hominid whose place in the ecosystem is to kill shit with lightning.

rb to relieve the back pain of the person u reblogged this from

At this point, the eggs are a bigger danger to Slime than he is to himself

War of the Coprophages went like this right

microwave mimic that just eats the food instead of cooking it