asurprisingnumberofbees

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dropping out of school to join the local fauna in my river #myriver

I don't think "having sex" is important. What's important is arachnid locomotion is controlled by a system of hydraulic compression

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

Fan art

having depression makes your friends seem like the coolest most put together people on earth like wow... you got out of bed, had breakfast, went to work, AND spent some time on a hobby when you got home....? that's so impressive you're like superman or something. can i borrow your power.

you used to be able to play games on cartoonnetwork.com . . . now every company's website wants to give you spyware and spread corporate propaganda but I REMEMBER when you could play a BEN 10 adventure game in-browser without so much as giving away your e-mail. people's heads should be on pikes for this

We should be rioting

who let biologists play dnd

I am going to [remembers that jokes about suicide are detrimental to myself and others] Scarborough Fair.

think i’m gonna call it off,

even if i drink a duff,

i just wanna love someone who calls me ‘homie’

you can have an eldest son named bart,

drink a couple duffs cause you’re homer simpson

you can say that lisa’s very smart

drink another duff cause you’re homer simpson

good luck bart

well good luck bart

you have to stop at moe’s cause you’re homer simpson

good luck bart

well good luck bart

you have a wife called marge cause you’re homer simpson

Dana Scully may be the girl of all time

They're actually so funny

"Join a union lad!".

IWW sticker spotted in Exeter, UK

He's got something to tell her!

Happy 31st anniversary of The X Files ! Mulder and Scully you rocked the universe !!

i love alex krycek so much. he literally does nothing. he shows up once a season to be a menace to his ex-employers and get his ass beaten by mulder and scully and then leaves. he also kisses mulder on the cheek for no reason. peak character truly

War of the Coprophages went like this right

some call them…freaks

the best part of each x-files episode is waiting for the end to see who's gonna do the sign off report cause when it's scully it's usually something like "once again, despite my partner's opinion to the contrary, i cannot confidently say that there is any scientific basis to the theory that alien ghost blood was responsible for the disappearance of the crack in the liberty bell" meanwhile if it's mulder we get gems like "are we alone in the universe? what does it truly mean to be alone? did bigfoot fuck the speaker of the house? as always i am left with more questions than answers and don't know who to trust and i think scully changed her shampoo and..."

WOOHOO ALL OF EM!! I kept their heights mostly accurate to what the wiki says, though I exaggerated just a little for funsies

1: I’m thinking of a community of Catholic Christians over a geographical area, but I can’t remember the name of it.

2: Is it a diocese?

1: No, it’s smaller than that

2:

these are the miserable remains of a chestnut weevil (Curculio elephas) who will never again feel the joy of a freshly drilled acorn after unspeakable atrocities were perpetrated upon her by me

this is her thirty seconds later. the atrocities that she miraculously recovered from included "being gently scooped up from a branch"

(September 1st, 2024)

i hauve a cold

The veil is thick here..... I sense fuck all

drew on a whiteboard fox for the first time in a while.. was fun :] ​i love episode 48 i think? when torbek falls face first in the gold like an idiot 😭

recovering from episode 41 and 46.... war flashbacks rn .....

zoology is so fucking funny. what do you mean we’ve never seen a baby great white shark. what do you mean we’ve never documented a single melanistic cougar despite it being entirely possible. I dunno man. Anyways a new amphipod was just discovered 92639273947294729 meters beneath the sea

https://twitter.com/Kbearart/status/1433601390429892621

wizard

thats plectronoceras its the first 100% definite cephalopod in the fossil record, wizard friend :)