He's Got Something To Tell Her!

yeah I'm completely fine ahahhaa

zoology is so fucking funny. what do you mean we’ve never seen a baby great white shark. what do you mean we’ve never documented a single melanistic cougar despite it being entirely possible. I dunno man. Anyways a new amphipod was just discovered 92639273947294729 meters beneath the sea

HELLO???? CHILSHI CANON????

pierre saying fegg (forever egg) like 800 times but it just sounds like fag had fit muting to scream m gonna cry from laughing FSDKJHFSD

pierre called the president a faggot!!! real not clickbait!!!!

clip for all those asking who dont wanna search the reblogs for it

think i’m gonna call it off,

even if i drink a duff,

i just wanna love someone who calls me ‘homie’

you can have an eldest son named bart,

drink a couple duffs cause you’re homer simpson

you can say that lisa’s very smart

drink another duff cause you’re homer simpson

good luck bart

well good luck bart

you have to stop at moe’s cause you’re homer simpson

good luck bart

well good luck bart

you have a wife called marge cause you’re homer simpson

Just got hit by a 1-2 combo

microwave mimic that just eats the food instead of cooking it

this is the saddest fucking thing. wheres that post about when you cant even write a poem about it because its just there already

i can't remember if i have posted this before but the coffee shop by my house has my favorite hand-washing sign in the world