Zoology Is So Fucking Funny. What Do You Mean We’ve Never Seen A Baby Great White Shark. What Do You

"bears repeating" and "time flies" are two kinds of creatures that fill similar ecological niches

I love it when media implies that Wizard is a species. I love the idea of a hominid whose place in the ecosystem is to kill shit with lightning.

"Join a union lad!".

IWW sticker spotted in Exeter, UK

At this point, the eggs are a bigger danger to Slime than he is to himself

I can't stop thinking about Mr. Cicle singing Michael in the bathroom at karaoke. I need it like potato roots strain to find soil, the *Emotion* that i know that man could put into that song aughhgahhh 🐺

having depression makes your friends seem like the coolest most put together people on earth like wow... you got out of bed, had breakfast, went to work, AND spent some time on a hobby when you got home....? that's so impressive you're like superman or something. can i borrow your power.

yeah I'm completely fine ahahhaa

Laios

dropping out of school to join the local fauna in my river #myriver

Why do they called it a banana when it’s not an banana or nan banana but a a a?