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initially this was going to be about the horror of metamorphosis into lower consciousness but then i realised it would make a sick poster

Sloob Goober

(- original anon)

Do not use such heretic vocabulary in my household, original anon . .

Me and my friend's take on this

Minecraft Mobs don't have genders, even though it takes two mobs to breed. Charlie Slimecicle is a slime who gained sentience and does not understand friendship, spying, basic human interactions, or drugs. Therefore he does not comprehend or understand human genders and probably doesn't want one. In this essay I will

y'all i will not stand for glasses charlie slimecicle erasure. you gaze upon his pretty new haircut and his pretty new contacts and you say "why he kindaa--" fools. all of you have been blinded from the start. he was ALWAYS "kinda." more than kinda. they may boo at me in the streets and tell me my hot take is too hot. no. i defend it with the ferocity of a madwoman: short hair square glasses charlie slimecicle was the look.

HAMMEER :D

Have some sketches I drew while a bit stressed out on the train because I forgot my laptop charger T-T

anime girl skeppy on the main

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musical man

WOW a human meat boy from a damp hole! Dap me up!

I was watching slimecicle play kill it with fire, and got inspiration. Slimecicle fanart 👌

Any recomendations for a team bolas playlist? LMFAO they are so chaotic

they literally perfectly represent my mental state these days I am going insane with them

I have no regrets 🧍‍

That scene where Charlie slimecicle rips into quackity telling him he’s a bad person and a bad friend reminds me of that scene from she ra where scorpia rips into catra for the exact same thing except the she ra version does not end with murder because the dsmp is not against going there 

Quality Time

I want her back

Okay so the one thing i never see people talking about from slimes death in the dsmp, and maybe it was talked abt and i just missed it, but the one thing, is that right after he says “thank you for teaching me what its like to be human” to quackity, RIGHT AFTER THAT SHIT, HE SAYS “maybe i almost was” WHICH FUCKING BREAKS ME????? (Pls dont mind bottom pics i literally cant detach them) BUT LIKE, WHAT??? SLIME GUY,?? CICLE MAN??? YOU CANT FUCKING DO THIS TO ME????

glad that Slime has now officially been incorporated into sbi+ 

but srsly when in other people’s vids he does give me the vibes of ‘friend of the older sibling who’s absolutely down to go along with the younger kid’s nonsense’. 

if i had a nickle for every time slimecicle wrote a character that was a non human, neurodivergent coded, green themed character who says 'dap me up' that knows nothing about the world he lives in and has a begrudging companion that teaches him purposefully wrong information about the surface who also kind of takes advantage of his ignorance, id have two nickles, which isnt a lot, but its weird as hell that it happened twice

i fucked around on a random incorrect quote generator but with sbi/bee duo/chuckle sammie

(made with this)

SBI

Phil: I think we're missing something.

Wilbur: Teamwork?

Techno: Cohesion?

Tommy: A general sense of what we’re doing?

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(Phil's helping Wilbur out after they get injured, while the others are watching)

Techno: How does Wilbur look?

Tommy: A little better than you, actually.

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Phil: Tonight, one of you will betray us.

Wilbur: Is it me, Phil?

Phil: No, it’s not you.

Techno: Is it me, Phil?

Phil: It’s not you either.

Tommy: Is it me, Phil?

Phil:

Phil, mockingly: Is IT mE Phil?

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Phil: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Wilbur: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Techno: I personally was created in a lab.

Tommy: I just straight up spawned lol.

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Phil: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Wilbur: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Techno: I got distracted about halfway through.

Tommy: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Phil: Why is Wilbur so sad?

Techno: They took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes

Phil: And...?

Wilbur: I got Tommy.

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Phil: You know those things will kill you, right?

Wilbur, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.

Techno, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.

Tommy: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

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Phil: *Gently taps table*

Wilbur: *Taps back*

Tommy: What are they doing?

Techno: Morse code.

Phil: *Aggressively taps table*

Wilbur: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

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Phil: Can I be frank with you guys?

Wilbur: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.

Tommy: Can I still be Tommy?

Techno: Shh, let Frank speak.

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Bee Dou

Tubbo, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me

Ranboo, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

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Tubbo: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.

Ranboo: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

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Tubbo: A theif.

Ranboo: Thief?

Tubbo: Theif.

Ranboo: I before E, except after C.

Tubbo: Thceif.

Ranboo: No.

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Tubbo: I made tea.

Ranboo: I don’t want tea.

Tubbo: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

Ranboo: Then why are you telling me?

Tubbo: It is a conversation starter.

Ranboo: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Tubbo: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

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Tubbo: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

Ranboo: What did you do?

Tubbo: Nobody died.

Ranboo: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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Tubbo: Ranboo and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Ranboo: Sentences.

Tubbo: Don't interrupt me.

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Tubbo: You often use humor to deflect trauma

Ranboo: Thank you

Tubbo: I didn't say that was a good thing

Ranboo: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

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Tubbo: Change is inedible.

Ranboo: Don't you mean inevitable?

Tubbo, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

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Tubbo, talking to Ranboo on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?

Ranboo: You bet!

Tubbo: At what temperature?

Ranboo: 535.

Tubbo: That's the clock.

Ranboo:

Tubbo:

Ranboo: 536.

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Chuckle Sandwich

Charlie, whispering to Ted, who’s on the phone with Schlatt: Ask them something!

Ted: How are you feeling?

Schlatt: Fine.

Charlie: Something personal!

Ted: At what age did you first get your period?

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(The squad is trying to con some random guy)

Charlie: Um, Ted, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?

Ted: We need money!

Charlie: You're scamming him?

Ted: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?

Charlie: What?! No way!

Ted: Why not? We already stole Schlatt!

Schlatt: Hey guys

Charlie: No, we didn't. Schlatt can think and talk for themself, they can do whatever they want!

Schlatt: I wanna steal

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Charlie: You have to apologize to Ted

Schlatt: Fine.

Schlatt: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

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Charlie: Hey Ted,

Ted: Yes?

Charlie: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Ted:

Ted: Where’s Schlatt?

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Charlie: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Ted: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!

Schlatt: In that case, we're definitely lost.

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Charlie: If you had to choose between Ted and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Schlatt: That depends, how much money are we talking about?

Ted: Schlatt!

Charlie: 63 cents.

Schlatt: I'll take the money.

Ted: SCHLATT!!!

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Ted: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?

Schlatt: How am I supposed to know?

Charlie: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge.

Schlatt: *sighs*

Schlatt: You wouldn't be trapped.

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Schlatt: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology.

Ted, amazed: Wow...

Charlie, to Ted: Well what does that mean?

Ted: I don't know.

Ted, to Schlatt: What does that mean?

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Ted: If Schlatt and I were drowning, who would you save?

Charlie: You two can’t swim?

Schlatt: It’s a hypothetical question, Charlie! who would you save?

Charlie: my time and effort.

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Ted, driving Schlatt and Charlie: So how was your day?

Charlie: We almost got surprise adopted!

Ted: What?

Schlatt: We almost got kidnapped.

Ted: Oh, okay.

Ted: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

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Ted: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Schlatt: The cow???

Ted: What?

Charlie: Schlatt, W H Y?

listen... listen... <3

Random origins headcanons

Wilbur leans firmly into the whole “ghost” bit now, but when he was younger, being called a ghost kinda rubbed him the wrong way. He firmly believes that, while phantoms are real and based in science, “ghosts” are not and he’s conducted several investigations into their existence to prove it. However he still enjoys ghost-hunting as an activity to do with friends, even if he knows it’s a pointless venture. Everyone else is just amused by the existence of a ghost-hunting ghost.

Adding onto this post, Fundy occasionally spits things up by accident. Everyone could be chilling around the Pube, relaxing after a hard day’s work, when Fundy starts choking on his drink and next thing you know Scott discovers what happened to his fortune 3 diamond pick that went missing. If Fundy steals something from you and you’re desperate enough to get it back, just pick him up and start squeezing him like a squeaky toy. You might not find exactly what you’re looking for, but you’re sure to get plenty of other random shit.

Also Fundy’s body works with absolute cartoon logic- to store larger items in his stomach he can unhinge his jaw, and as he swallows it his body will momentarily retain the shape of the object before shrinking back down to its normal size.

Charlie is semi-solid, so he can also store things inside himself by just shoving them through his skin, but they always get covered in slime. Also unwanted things can end up in there so sometimes he’ll just be walking around full of rocks and twigs, maybe a squirrel or two.

Ranboo has noodle arms which he can extend the length of at will.

If he’s out at night or while it’s raining, Tubbo gets really weak and tired and sometimes just passes out. One time Ranboo got caught in the rain and forgot about this, so he messaged Tubbo asking him if he could bring an umbrella. He waited beneath a tree for nearly thirty minutes before Tubbo finally came slowly buzzing up, handing him the umbrella before immediately passing out. Ranboo, grateful but a bit exasperated, carried him home beneath one arm.

Tommy compulsively makes flower crowns when he’s upset (which is pretty often). Tubbo has a chest full of them and is almost always wearing one (for the saturation ofc).

The only way for Tommy to sneak up on someone is by slow-falling onto them because his chicken talons click every time he walks.

Jack has “hair” like Hades from the Disney Hercules movie- it’s a little flame on the crown of his head that can be extinguished, leaving him bald. Jack honestly doesn’t mind it when his hair goes out, but everyone else finds it hilarious for some reason.

Jack’s glasses are prescription because netherfolks’ eyes are generally more sensitive to bright light.

Scott’s eyes normally glow, but when he gets paralyzed and blinded by damage they temporarily fizzle out. Also when he falls back to earth after using his jump boost, he sometimes gets a little comet tail trailing behind him.

Scott likes to hang out both on the roof of the Pube and near the void because the unobstructed view of the stars reminds him of home.

showed my housemates slimecicle’s 100 days in a zombie apocalypse for our house movie night

it was well received joyous day

my gift for the Misclickers Exchange!!!

Hi hi @phoe-ix here is your gift! I had so much fun with this so I hope you like it :D

It’s a little angsty I know but don’t worry he’s not dead he’ll be fineeeee

I saw a painting called Forgiven by Thomas Blackshear and I thought it would work so well as slimeriana so I decided to redraw it as them for your gift!

Process pictures and the original painting:

HAPPY HOLIDAYS MAJOR!!!!!!!!! I hope you’ve had a great end of 2024 and have a happy new year!!! 🎉

Phoenix if you’d like to have the art without the watermark dm me and I can send it to you! Also lmk if you want to hear me ramble about it cuz I have so many thoughts :3

@misclickduo thank you for running this event it was so much fun yippee!!! <333

niche crossover of the day: I saw secretary slimecicle art and remembered secretary gerard exists so here they are together, probably shit talking everyone in the office

I know the anatomy isn’t great but I had so much fun with this!!

secretary slimecicle design is by @normal-enderman

close-ups!

Here have a sketch of unholyverse but it’s slimariana

(individual sketches and ramblings under the cut)

I meant to work on other drawings I want to finish but the brain worms took hold and I had to draw my favorite toxic couple ❤️

This is not my own au btw this is from unholyverse but replacing frank with charlie and gerard with mariana. These sketches are inspired by saint bernard (unholyverse animatic) by fluffii on youtube - I got the song stuck in my head and watched the animatic for the first time in ages and all of a sudden I was drawing unholyverse slimariana lmao

I definitely struggled with drawing their faces but I think they turned out okay? I’ve been working on drawing anatomy more accurately and I think I’ve improved a lot :D

hi goopers I drew these like 3 weeks ago and I’m planning to color them and/or draw more of them (I have so many more references to use now yippee!) but I figured now would be a good time to share these sketches lol so here’s q!slimecicle based off of charlie’s pole dancing insta story