I Can't Stop Thinking About Mr. Cicle Singing Michael In The Bathroom At Karaoke. I Need It Like Potato

My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

I am not coming out again just so everyone is aware from now on it’s going to be like a scavenger hunt I’m going to hide clues in certain locations of the earth

1: I’m thinking of a community of Catholic Christians over a geographical area, but I can’t remember the name of it.

2: Is it a diocese?

1: No, it’s smaller than that

2:

I don't think "having sex" is important. What's important is arachnid locomotion is controlled by a system of hydraulic compression

charlie slimecicle: HOW DOES PRIDE MONTH WORK? DO U GET STRONGER EVERYDAY?

think i’m gonna call it off,

even if i drink a duff,

i just wanna love someone who calls me ‘homie’

you can have an eldest son named bart,

drink a couple duffs cause you’re homer simpson

you can say that lisa’s very smart

drink another duff cause you’re homer simpson

good luck bart

well good luck bart

you have to stop at moe’s cause you’re homer simpson

good luck bart

well good luck bart

you have a wife called marge cause you’re homer simpson

i went online and saw scary sex so im petioning we shut down websites. no more loud and scary sex on my tv.

^this guy cant handle the "PENIS FRIGHT" !

gl!ranboo doodle sheet bc i am actually going insane

who let biologists play dnd